SocialMediaRefugee

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SocialMediaRefugee,

We’re paving over open space as fast as possible

SocialMediaRefugee,

Today in bug news, 456,854 more deaths on America’s roads

SocialMediaRefugee,

You mean sliding out unless you have some weird shits

SocialMediaRefugee,

If you like X+Y but don’t like just Y then you must like X only

SocialMediaRefugee,

Stay a kid forever? You know those narcissists who do shit like litter, drive like jerks, etc? They didn’t grow up.

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I’ve been on both sides of it. One of my favorite IT moments was changing to a new phone. I couldn’t access my email until I did a two factor auth process. Of course they emailed me my code to access my account to unlock my email. Good thing I also had a pc at home with access to my email.

Then I was supporting a lab. One woman was clearly aggravated when she called. She said no matter what she did her screen was blank. I head right over and just look at it for a few secs. I check the lowest hanging fruit solution first and see the power light on her monitor isn’t on. I see it is unplugged, plug her monitor in and problem solved. I’ve never seen a more embarrassed person than her. lol

Networking has to be the most thankless job in IT. You are invisible when the system is working, which is 99% of the time. It stays up like that because they are monitoring it and maintaining it behind the scenes. When it fails though the failure can be catastrophic for everyone, we literally cannot do any work without it. Then everyone’s eyes, and criticism, is on them.

SocialMediaRefugee,

I just forward all of management’s emails to the phishing account.

SocialMediaRefugee,

I’m not going to try to explain how to use Linux to my wife unless I get a salary for it.

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SocialMediaRefugee,

He pushed the whole “the government is the enemy” mentality which has made it almost impossible to have national healthcare among other things. The republicans also jumped into bed with Christian fundamentalists at this point and the NRA went from being for gun regulations to no regulations. It was a continuation of the backlash against the 60s that started with Nixon.

SocialMediaRefugee,

“The Goldilocks” effect. “This one is just right”

What is Something Scientific that you just don't believe in at all?

EDIT: Let’s cool it with the downvotes, dudes. We’re not out to cut funding to your black hole detection chamber or revoke the degrees of chiropractors just because a couple of us don’t believe in it, okay? Chill out, participate with the prompt and continue with having a nice day. I’m sure almost everybody has something...

SocialMediaRefugee,

The singularity that supposedly lies inside black holes is more likely just a result of a huge gap in our understanding and a dead end in general relativity.

SocialMediaRefugee,

Don’t eat moldy bread but eat moldy cheese.

SocialMediaRefugee,

The whale could’ve at least dropped them off near the shore instead of back in the middle of the ocean.

SocialMediaRefugee,

I just want to be able to establish lodestones so I can tele to places

SocialMediaRefugee,

Raspberries are worse. When you buy them they should’ve been eaten 24 hrs ago.

SocialMediaRefugee,

“Hey, make sure those pallets of berries sit in the sun for another day. Sprinkle some spores on them too.”

SocialMediaRefugee,

Or just as likely you are barely able to keep your head up and you realize it is after 2am and you’ll be feeling like crap the next day.

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At my job we shut down a system with v4 of RHEL that had an uptime of a few years (we have generator power backups).

My PC is hacked

I just received a call from an indian microsoft technician. He informed me that my PC is sending a ton of error messages to microsoft. Most likely it has been hacked, and he would help me by remoting in and fixing the problem for me. I just wonder… Is it my PopOs or my Manjaro PC that sends all this info to microsoft?

SocialMediaRefugee,

The problem appears to be connected to your bank account and can only be fixed if you buy some apple gift cards…

SocialMediaRefugee,

Amazon reviews:

“I haven’t received it yet but I’m sure it will be good.” 5 stars

“UPS damaged the box.” 1 star

“I bought the wrong size, they were too small.” 1 star

Yelp reviews:

“Restaurant wouldn’t seat us at 6pm on Valentine’s day without a reservation.” 1 star

SocialMediaRefugee,

Those who received $500 a month or more had seen the biggest gains.

They only checked at the 6 month mark. I’d be interested to see what happens at the end of the 1 year period. The goal would be independence.

SocialMediaRefugee,

I remember reading about a geologist who was standing on what he thought was solidified lava until he realized he had slowly moved and the bottoms of his boots were melting.

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