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Swedneck, to memes in No water for like 3 days to get that look
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i feel we have different definitons of dad bod, it doesn’t mean beer belly lol

it just means not having a sixpack and being able to see every single muscle fibre, it’s what henry cavill looks like when he isn’t filming a movie where he needs chiseled abs.

Swedneck, to memes in Let me load it
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which is honestly so enormously stupid, like the problems don’t exist just because you’re 2% shy of a diagnosis

it’s like not giving someone a wheelchair just because they can walk 2 meters before falling flat on their face

Swedneck, (edited ) to memes in She's just intimidated to be with a rugged lumberjack
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i mean, just shave until the growth kicks in sufficently that you get a proper 5’o clock shadow and from there it’s fine to let it grow

if you can’t reach that level of growth… probably just keep shaving and go gnomecore

Swedneck, to lemmyshitpost in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls
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But it’s so easy to use!

except for all these idiotic things apple doesn’t allow you to do, but ignore that please

i remember as a kid when i temporarily had an iphone i thought something was broken because i couldn’t access the files from my pc

Swedneck, to memes in fr fr ong
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skibidi morning to you fellow gyamer

Swedneck, to memes in F- me It's January!
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that’s why i take the bus

Swedneck, to lemmyshitpost in Headlines be like
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oxidized titanium rings are better in literally every single way

Swedneck, to lemmyshitpost in Merry Christmas
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blessed be the swedish workers unilaterally telling tesla to fuck off

Swedneck, to asklemmy in What search engine do you recommend that isn't Google or Bing?
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qwant also has their own really nice map! maps.qwant.com

it’s properly open source, based on openstreetmap, and integrates tripadvisor so it’s great for finding restaurants.

Swedneck, to memes in Plus your enemy knows what's coming
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i think my hero academia sorta does this? i know the protag at least has to concentrate and think in a certain way to manage to pull fancy moves off before he internalizes the activation and can really do it at will, and i think other characters have similar challenges?

“so clench your buttcheeks kid, and yell this from the depth of your heart: SMASH!”

Swedneck, to memes in Did someone say history memes?
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when your DM pulls out this d12 you know some shit is going down

Swedneck, to lemmyshitpost in What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!
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as a swede whose accent is a hodgepodge of everything between scottish to RP to some vague average of american plus of course swenglish, i have spoken into the void and it spake back.

aj räckågnaiz de sällmån

Swedneck, to lemmybewholesome in Black olive birthday
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hey now, there are 3!

brined out of their minds green ones with bell pepper jelly inside them, and then normal green and black ones.

only the brined out of their minds ones are edible.

Swedneck, to asklemmy in Is CCleaner still people's preferred computer cleaning app?
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root directory? why are you running bleachbit on linux??

Swedneck, to gaming in I remember getting a PS3 just to avoid this back then
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really at this point PC just means it’s not locked down to a highly specific software source and lets you change the OS

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