ThatWeirdGuy1001

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 7 months ago (edited 5 months ago)

Where’s the cheese? There’s no fuckin cheese?

Edit: I knew this was gonna be downvoted. Pro tip, if you downvote this it just proves you’re uncultured BECAUSE THE CHEESE IS UNDER THE FUCKING SAUCE

Edit: Your to you’re because autocorrect exists

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 7 months ago

No Google just sucks ass now

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 7 months ago

Yeah because giving a cartoon woman absolutely massive badonkahookadonks is considered sexual and misogynistic.

However a complete dump truck of an ass? Eh that’s fine.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 7 months ago

Reminds me of a joke I heard years ago. I forget the full set up but basically:

Three guys are asked: What’s the fastest thing you think of?

The first guy says “A thought! Y’know it’s just there!”

The second guy says “Light! When I turn on the light switch in my garage the lights on the far end turn on instantly.”

They all murmur in agreement while the third guy is still thinking of an answer. Finally he speaks up.

“Diarrhea.”

“Diarrhea!?!?” Everyone asks dumbfoundedly.

“Well yeah. Before you can think or turn on the lights you’ve got shit all over you!”

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 8 months ago

Y’know I’ve always wondered how I’d react if something like this happened. Like if some random supernatural thing happened and I saw it.

I’d always liked to believe I’d be more curious and interested than afraid.

Then one day I was watching a chipmunk scurry across a road and it stopped and looked at me. As soon as it turned towards me I heard a voice say “What are you looking at?” And almost shit myself.

Turned out there was a guy who walked up next to me and was asking what I was looking at. Meanwhile I’m having a heart attack thinking a chipmunk is talking to me.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 8 months ago

Hey I get that I was just using it as an example of priests always having been this way.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 8 months ago

My biggest gruff with Disney is them declaring the extended universe non canon just to cherry pick details from it while ignoring the most exciting lore and shit.

Like the whole palpatine returning thing happened in the EU but was done in a much better way. Different materials like beskar were more fleshed out.

Disney literally had thousands of stories to draw inspiration from and chose to just come up with bullshit over and over again.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 8 months ago

Me and my dad actually had to do this with a high voltage plug for an air compressor.

We had a welder that had the same plug as our air compressor but we needed it to be longer. So we spliced two male ends together to make an extension.

It was only extremely dangerous for about 5 minutes but that was some of the sweatiest 5 minutes of my life.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 8 months ago

Ah the good ole days when children and infants were dying left and right, a splinter could mean a slow painful death by infection, and the local doctor prescribes drilling a hole in your head to release bad spirits

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 8 months ago

I grew up being put in Sunday school for daycare and all the stories they told us sounded completely over the top ridiculous.

The story of Job made my fuckin blood boil as an 8 year old because I could immediately make the connection that god just took everything from this man to win a bet.

God, the all loving all knowing all powerful god. Tortured a man to prove a point.

And not just to prove a point in general but to prove a point to his literal arch nemesis.

Basically Satan tricked god into torturing this man and that was all the info I needed to know god is bullshit.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 8 months ago

Lmfao what?

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 8 months ago

Absolutely 🤤

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 8 months ago

Shit hits different

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 8 months ago

I appreciate the free dopamine!

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 9 months ago

There’s several people in this thread going off about how it’s not inconsiderate to wake people up at times like 1pm or 4pm regardless of sleep schedule or any other circumstances.

There’s also another post about people mowing their lawns at the ass crack of dawn and it’s full of morning people telling night people to fuck off and that it’s their own fault.

I’ve also regularly interacted with people who simply do not respect night workers at all

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 9 months ago

It’s the same way with lumber lol

A 2x4 is in fact not 2"x4"

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 9 months ago

Wasn’t there a study about the same thing but with bees?

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 9 months ago

To me it just shows his mental decline.

Guys trying everything he can to make the “rich homeless dude” look work

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 9 months ago

I can’t get over that we missed the perfect opportunity for it to be sojaboye instead of soyboy

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

Almost as if humans reproduce much faster during times of abundance and a pill specifically designed to stop human reproduction would cause a dramatic drop in human birth rates 🤔

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

Not really.

When you freeze to death, at a certain point you stop feeling the pain.

Drowning in salt water liquifies your lungs and hurts the whole time

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

I know I’m bad at math but I don’t understand how 2x0=0 but 2^0=1

How are they different answers when they’re both essentially multiplying 2 by zero?

Someone with a bigger brain please explain this

Edit: I greatly appreciate all the explanations but all they’ve done is solidify the fact that I’ll never be good at math 😭

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

Meanwhile day shift has twice as many people working with half the business then wants to complain when we didn’t clean up all their messes.

I’m sick of taking out trash bags that I put in the night before.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

My problem is I cannot initiate.

If you come up to me and start talking I can engage and keep things going for the most part but if you expect me to start the conversation it’s gonna be a quiet time lol

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 11 months ago

Jesus fuck that took a turn