ThatWeirdGuy1001

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 7 months ago

automatic vehicles are more efficient

I find that very hard to believe when I can keep my car from unnecessarily downshifting when going up a slight incline. Or putting it in neutral while coasting.

Hell when I first got my car the avg mpg was 21mpg and after driving it for a few months I’ve gotten it up to 30.

This is obviously anecdotal evidence so if anyone has more info on it that’d be great

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 7 months ago

I’m just gonna say what every woman has told me when I bring up how traumatized I am by the actions of women.

“Just because you’ve been traumatized doesn’t mean it’s anyone else’s problem”

So yeah. Fuck Jenny and her bullshit sob story. She didn’t deserve forest and he only stayed faithful because he was mentally disabled.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 7 months ago

You literally know nothing about my experiences but because I’m a man you immediately downplay them lmfao get bent and blocked

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 7 months ago

I’m sorry why is it okay to make fun of guys for being traumatized by women but not vice versa?

This is a legitimate question btw I’m not just trying to be an ass. My whole life was controlled by the women around me to the point I’ll probably never be able to have a healthy relationship again and I wanna know why that’s okay to make fun of.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 7 months ago

Because if you flip the gender roles she’d be considered a rapist and everyone would be up in arms about it

But because sad traumatized girl it’s okay.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 7 months ago

Hold on I have to look up all the winning games so I can become a billionaire just by gambling.

After that red pill all the way

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 7 months ago

That doesn’t stop it from fucking up your head for a bit

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 7 months ago

This is how I’ve always thought.

Then I found out from multiple exes that it was a regular thing for women to do.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 7 months ago

You forget that the killing of corrupt nobles was the norm until the last couple centuries.

Also I love this notion that humans have become “better” than our ancestors when all evidence points towards to that just being false.

Humans are just as brutal and violent and stupid as ever. The only difference now is we have the resources and luxuries (depending on where on earth you live you might not even have that) that distract us enough to not kill each other over them. If you really think we wouldn’t immediately devolve into tribalism the minute those resources become scarce you’re fooling yourself.

"There are only nine meals between mankind and anarchy.” - Alfred Henry Lewis

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 7 months ago

Yeah I’m sorry autocorrect is a thing

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 7 months ago

No cap fr fr

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 8 months ago

I just have chubby cheeks that make me look 20 years younger if I shave

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 8 months ago

Bro I’m autistic and have adhd and have been traumatized by everyday life as well as unfiltered access to the internet.

The first thing I’m telling them to do is glass the planet with me on it.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 8 months ago

Your second point is how most comic speedsters operate. They can raise and lower their reaction speed at will.

In fact the only speedster I know of that can’t change reaction speed at will is Red Rush from Invincible. He’s permanently stuck at high speed so to him a simple conversation feels like hours.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 7 months ago

Me starting my new job in 2 days that requires me to be awake at 8am while my current sleep schedule has me waking up at 4pm.

(Chuckles) I’m in danger.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 7 months ago

No Google just sucks ass now

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 7 months ago

Tbf it’s usually the customers fault.

Customers don’t care/understand how things work so if someone bullshits them with a ridiculous time frame they have no idea. All the customer hears is “I can do it faster” and dumbass monkey brain kicks in

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 7 months ago

Yeah because giving a cartoon woman absolutely massive badonkahookadonks is considered sexual and misogynistic.

However a complete dump truck of an ass? Eh that’s fine.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 7 months ago

I know it’s a joke but I’ve noticed the response times for plows in my area are almost never preemptive.

Plows used to be on the road throwing salt hours before the snow started to fall. Now they wait until the roads are already covered to start plowing.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 7 months ago

Reminds me of a joke I heard years ago. I forget the full set up but basically:

Three guys are asked: What’s the fastest thing you think of?

The first guy says “A thought! Y’know it’s just there!”

The second guy says “Light! When I turn on the light switch in my garage the lights on the far end turn on instantly.”

They all murmur in agreement while the third guy is still thinking of an answer. Finally he speaks up.

“Diarrhea.”

“Diarrhea!?!?” Everyone asks dumbfoundedly.

“Well yeah. Before you can think or turn on the lights you’ve got shit all over you!”

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 7 months ago

But a mild improvement over the asstrolabia

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 8 months ago

Dude, where’s my shirt dude?

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 8 months ago

The irony is it’s your poor reading comprehension that lead to your misunderstanding.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 8 months ago

It’d be fine if the pay raise matched the workload.

Triple my responsibility while giving me a 25¢ raise smh my head

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 8 months ago

How tf has the ampersand not been fixed yet?

It’s been months…