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ThatWeirdGuy1001

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Autistic, ADHD, and fuckin tired 😮‍💨

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Where’s the cheese? There’s no fuckin cheese?

Edit: I knew this was gonna be downvoted. Pro tip, if you downvote this it just proves you’re uncultured BECAUSE THE CHEESE IS UNDER THE FUCKING SAUCE

Edit: Your to you’re because autocorrect exists

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Yeah I’m sorry autocorrect is a thing

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Me starting my new job in 2 days that requires me to be awake at 8am while my current sleep schedule has me waking up at 4pm.

(Chuckles) I’m in danger.

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No Google just sucks ass now

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Tbf it’s usually the customers fault.

Customers don’t care/understand how things work so if someone bullshits them with a ridiculous time frame they have no idea. All the customer hears is “I can do it faster” and dumbass monkey brain kicks in

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Yeah because giving a cartoon woman absolutely massive badonkahookadonks is considered sexual and misogynistic.

However a complete dump truck of an ass? Eh that’s fine.

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It’s already been proven time and time again.

Emission standards.

Emission standards are based on size and weight. Bigger vehicles have less strict emission standards so rather than giving a fuck about the environment car manufacturers found a loophole by just making everything bigger.

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Reminds me of a joke I heard years ago. I forget the full set up but basically:

Three guys are asked: What’s the fastest thing you think of?

The first guy says “A thought! Y’know it’s just there!”

The second guy says “Light! When I turn on the light switch in my garage the lights on the far end turn on instantly.”

They all murmur in agreement while the third guy is still thinking of an answer. Finally he speaks up.

“Diarrhea.”

“Diarrhea!?!?” Everyone asks dumbfoundedly.

“Well yeah. Before you can think or turn on the lights you’ve got shit all over you!”

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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Fahrenheit is based on how the human body tells temperature and I’ll die on that hill.

Celsius is for water and Kelvin is for molecules.

Using Celsius or Kelvin for scientific measurement makes sense.

Using fahrenheit for the average person just checking the atmospheric temperature makes sense.

You can use different scales for different things ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

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But a mild improvement over the asstrolabia

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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automatic vehicles are more efficient

I find that very hard to believe when I can keep my car from unnecessarily downshifting when going up a slight incline. Or putting it in neutral while coasting.

Hell when I first got my car the avg mpg was 21mpg and after driving it for a few months I’ve gotten it up to 30.

This is obviously anecdotal evidence so if anyone has more info on it that’d be great

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I know it’s a joke but I’ve noticed the response times for plows in my area are almost never preemptive.

Plows used to be on the road throwing salt hours before the snow started to fall. Now they wait until the roads are already covered to start plowing.

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Dude, where’s my shirt dude?

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It still blows my mind that for a large part of human history wars were literally just two giant armies marching towards each other.

Or that castle sieges were much more boring than made to seem and would last months

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Bro I’m autistic and have adhd and have been traumatized by everyday life as well as unfiltered access to the internet.

The first thing I’m telling them to do is glass the planet with me on it.

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I put ketchup on everything.

Eggs, sausage, grilled cheese, fries, hash browns (pretty much every type of potatoes except baked or mashed), cheeseburgers, baked beans, hot dogs, corn dogs.

There’s more I just can’t think of them atm.

I fuckin love ketchup and will die on the ketchup hill

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My uncle regularly drinks chocolate milk with Coke.

And I mean like 3/4 chocolate milk 1/4 coke

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I just have chubby cheeks that make me look 20 years younger if I shave

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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Your second point is how most comic speedsters operate. They can raise and lower their reaction speed at will.

In fact the only speedster I know of that can’t change reaction speed at will is Red Rush from Invincible. He’s permanently stuck at high speed so to him a simple conversation feels like hours.

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I regularly think about how many of our sweet old grandparents were among these crowds.

How many of our doting loving grandmother’s were hurling racial slurs at the top of their lungs?

How many grandfather’s strung up the rope for the lynch mob?

These things ended less than a full generation ago

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The irony is it’s your poor reading comprehension that lead to your misunderstanding.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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Working in food/retail has completely destroyed all holiday spirit for me entirely.

It doesn’t matter the holiday. Holidays just mean my job gets harder with no extra compensation. The customers are more hostile and aggressive and it’s just an overall shitty time.

And it happens multiple times a year

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Y’know I’ve always wondered how I’d react if something like this happened. Like if some random supernatural thing happened and I saw it.

I’d always liked to believe I’d be more curious and interested than afraid.

Then one day I was watching a chipmunk scurry across a road and it stopped and looked at me. As soon as it turned towards me I heard a voice say “What are you looking at?” And almost shit myself.

Turned out there was a guy who walked up next to me and was asking what I was looking at. Meanwhile I’m having a heart attack thinking a chipmunk is talking to me.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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🎶Santa Claus is gunning you down🎶

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It took me until I saw that guy on tiktok who does a Nigel impression to learn that Tim Curry was the voice

Edit: So I misunderstood this comment and came to the wrong conclusion. I thought they were talking about Nigel Thornberry from Eliza and the Thornberry’s

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