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...y y y y y y y THE y FOLLOyWING ACTION yCANNOT BE UNDONEy y y y y...

"Shit, what did I fuck up?"

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They're the same picture.

To expand...one of the biggest goals of a capitalist is increasing profit. What better way to do this than to take over and manipulate the government of whatever state you're operating in to cut you special breaks? It's the pinnacle of capitalist achievement.

You create laws to regulate it...the capitalists will manipulate them and control your government anyways.

You loosen regulations to "promote competition" or whatever excuse they use, and then there's nothing stopping them from fucking you even harder. Capitalism and the state are always intertwined, one feeds off the other. Even the Soviet Union was sometimes said to be "state capitalist", where basically the entire country was under control of one "corporation".

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"Mayday, mayday, the puns are too much, I'm going down!"

"How many holes on board sir?"

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I was gonna say, this would definitely work in Baltimore.

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The person I saw desperately hiding behind their car and shot and killed from three feet away by a Hamas fighter did not look to me to be an IDF soldier. They were deliberately targeted, not "caught in a crossfire". Videos don't lie.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7i254JAZCQ

Guess you haven't seen this one. It's in the first couple minutes.

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Sorry, justify it and sugarcoat to yourself and speculate however you want, you're not going to convince me both sides aren't evil sick and twisted assholes in this conflict with both Palestinian and Israeli civilians caught in the middle.

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I don't have an answer to that. Nobody has a good answer to that. It doesn't mean I condone targeting civilians, no matter who it is. They both have the right to exist and live in peace.

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Damn, I remember the original version of this meme...like 15 years ago.

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This isn't just a boomer thing. I know damn well half my schoolmates in the 90s preferred to walk around blind as fuck than be "uncool" and wear glasses. I'd see them sneak them out of their cases to read something on the chalkboard real quick and then tuck them away.

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Windows XP was the grassy hill. Windows 98 was just a random shot of some clouds.

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Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world, is No. 1 exporter of potassium.

TimeSquirrel,
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Sounds of a door slamming shut and opening all day long.

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I'm an American who designs PCBs in millimeters instead of thousandths of an inch. I'm doing my part.

TimeSquirrel,
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tree.physics.enabled = false;

"I am an invincible god now."

TimeSquirrel,
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Eyetwitch.

TimeSquirrel,
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This is either 1 week after installation, or 1 week after a refresh. Let's see that rack again in 4/5 years of operation.

TimeSquirrel,
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"This is a sample of astronaut ice cream sold in our museum in 1987. Visit our gift shop to purchase your very own astronaut ice cream."

TimeSquirrel, (edited )
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When I was 10, all games looked like Minecraft's textures. And you can forget 3D. And the controllers were square-edged bricks that left stinging blisters in your sweaty palms after 12 hours of Super Mario 3. And the flickering CRT leaving your eyes dry as a desert with a pounding headache. Those were the days let me tell you.

But you know what we also had? Instant loading times, no waiting on updates, and no lootboxes.

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rock->spear->bow and arrow->cannon->handheld cannon->auto-repeating handheld cannon->howitzer->ICBM->Predator drone

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Missing Sonic the Hedgehog and Secret of NIMH.

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Due to my exposure on the Internet, I've begun to take on some phrases and things from other English-speaking countries that I like. "Can't be fucked" is one of my favorites for when I'm too lazy to do something.

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