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Windows XP was the grassy hill. Windows 98 was just a random shot of some clouds.

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...y y y y y y y THE y FOLLOyWING ACTION yCANNOT BE UNDONEy y y y y...

"Shit, what did I fuck up?"

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This isn't just a boomer thing. I know damn well half my schoolmates in the 90s preferred to walk around blind as fuck than be "uncool" and wear glasses. I'd see them sneak them out of their cases to read something on the chalkboard real quick and then tuck them away.

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Eyetwitch.

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This is either 1 week after installation, or 1 week after a refresh. Let's see that rack again in 4/5 years of operation.

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The person I saw desperately hiding behind their car and shot and killed from three feet away by a Hamas fighter did not look to me to be an IDF soldier. They were deliberately targeted, not "caught in a crossfire". Videos don't lie.

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I'm an American who designs PCBs in millimeters instead of thousandths of an inch. I'm doing my part.

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Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world, is No. 1 exporter of potassium.

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Sounds of a door slamming shut and opening all day long.

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rock->spear->bow and arrow->cannon->handheld cannon->auto-repeating handheld cannon->howitzer->ICBM->Predator drone

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tree.physics.enabled = false;

"I am an invincible god now."

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"This is a sample of astronaut ice cream sold in our museum in 1987. Visit our gift shop to purchase your very own astronaut ice cream."

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When I was 10, all games looked like Minecraft's textures. And you can forget 3D. And the controllers were square-edged bricks that left stinging blisters in your sweaty palms after 12 hours of Super Mario 3. And the flickering CRT leaving your eyes dry as a desert with a pounding headache. Those were the days let me tell you.

But you know what we also had? Instant loading times, no waiting on updates, and no lootboxes.

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I was gonna say, this would definitely work in Baltimore.

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Bavaria is probably the most "German" german region. That's where all the lederhosen stereotypes come from.

Basically it's the Texas of Germany. Old school, religious, and conservative.

Edit: in the very rural parts, they even have their own dialect that to some Germans is almost completely unintelligible. I realized this when I took German language classes in high school in the USA and what they were having me learn was very much NOT the way my Bavarian mother spoke to me. It felt kind of irritating when they told me I was pronouncing things wrong and my grammar was wrong when I fuckin' lived there as a child and spoke it fluently.

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"Mayday, mayday, the puns are too much, I'm going down!"

"How many holes on board sir?"

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Missing Sonic the Hedgehog and Secret of NIMH.

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Microsoft. They've been itching to go to a fully cloud-dependent subscription-only model for Windows for a while now.

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Damn, I remember the original version of this meme...like 15 years ago.

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Where have you been, we've been trying to make robot dogs work since the late 90s. Boston Dynamics is gettin' pretty close now.

https://i.imgur.com/cNeWX7n.jpg

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Due to my exposure on the Internet, I've begun to take on some phrases and things from other English-speaking countries that I like. "Can't be fucked" is one of my favorites for when I'm too lazy to do something.

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I'm going to create a distro where EVERYTHING including your web browser is launched through systemd and it's built from nothing but snaps, just for you guys. I'll call it "Oops! All snaps."

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