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Just cleaned up my whole apartment. I don’t think I’ve ever lived anywhere where the whole place is this clean. I normally deep clean one area then stop and by the time i clean the next area the first ones dirty again. Everything is sorted nicely, got stuff hung up that I’ve been putting off, vacuumed in every corner, the whole works. I’m exhausted but super proud

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Need something for on the way to the airport

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I sleep as if demons are attacking me. Every night I wake up with atleast 2 corners of my fitted sheet hugging me

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No but it’s weird. I bet you didn’t think of that

/s

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NoOoOoO. You’re not allowed to bad mouth Steam here. Everything steam does is amazing. Steam is nothing like those filthy console companies. Steam good guys. Steam forever friend

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Be the change you want to see in the world

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Damn, just say stealing. Thought we were pirates. Not cowards

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I like this meme, and praise Dale raise hell, but I really like Jeff Gordon :/

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Do you know why the pyramids are in Egypt? They were too big to put on the British ships

Do you know why the British were such good sailors? The taste of their food and the faces of their women

Do you know why we spell it color, honor, and such without the u? Cause fuck U that’s why

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Cause they don’t want you driving in the city

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Yeah that’s what I was thinking. Granted I also want to go the same way Diogenes wanted to

When asked how he wished to be buried, he left instructions to be thrown outside the city wall so wild animals could feast on his body

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Man, I was having a good time learning about house hippos until I wasn’t

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Are you saying you want the OP to QUIT HAVING FUN?

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Nah dude. You don’t understand. A guy we don’t like is tangibly related to the space program. Fuck all them scientists and engineers. They’re all evil. Every. Single. One of them.

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That’s good for you. The original meme was literally body shaming him while on vacation

Edit: for the curious it was literally him at a film festival

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Boy, are you wrong.

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Bro, just admit you were wrong and move on

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Lemme eat my chips

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Lol you’re as dumb as you are a jerk

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User 👏 Grump 👏 has 👏 a 👏 fantastic 👏 point 👏👏

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Pineapple on pizza is only weird cause we pair it with Canadian Bacon.

Try Pinepple, Bacon, and Jalapeño. I call it PBJ pizza. Gets a real weird look when I only call it that haha

Some guy in the original thread said he’d try the Mac and raises on livestream. Excited to see how it works out

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I’ll venmo $10 to the first person willing to try it

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