Viking_Hippie

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Viking_Hippie,

Why was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?

Viking_Hippie,

Vs dadaism (bears think you’re a bear so you try to teach them to sing opera)

Viking_Hippie,

They can’t steer a long boat or play a sitar for shit, though…

Viking_Hippie,

What do the men do, then?

Viking_Hippie,

The more you travel, the more you realize we’re all alike!

Viking_Hippie,

I mean, that’s how my ADHD and anxiety combo works: every waking moment is either

A: really thinking about everything, including completely inconsequential stuff, my brain making me super worried about most of it

Or

B: trying with various degrees of success to distract myself away from doing A. This in turn often tends to make me forget things that I DO need to be aware of, such as appointments etc, worsening A.

It’s so fucking exhausting tbh 😮‍💨

Viking_Hippie,

Yup. Happens less than it used to but still keeps happening. I hope it’ll become less frequent for you too, if not stop completely…

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Thanks 😁🫶

I hope all the change stuff works out well too!

Viking_Hippie,

A friend of mine used to play underwater rugby. Not quite submarine depths, but as far as spectator sports go, one where the vast majority of the action takes place 4 meters below the surface of a pool isn’t exactly ideal.

Supposed to be a hell of a workout, though 🤷

Viking_Hippie,

You mean you never have dramatic underwater sex fights? Weird…

Viking_Hippie,

What do you mean how?

Viking_Hippie,

Yes, so rare to see one of these without a repeated word.

Viking_Hippie,

Actually so excruciatingly rare that we might never again again get to see one of these without a repeated word.

Viking_Hippie,

On the other hand, “rub one out” is slang for a COMPLETELY different activity…

Viking_Hippie,

I was in a jazz fusion band called Habanero Face Mask. We were awful.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Maybe that’s what happened to Eiffel 65 or that moon Elvis was singing about!

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