Viking_Hippie

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Viking_Hippie,

…you mean like a 4yo? 🤔

Viking_Hippie,

🎵 It’s all right It’s all right! She moves in pre-trained, predictive ways 🎵

– U2 love song made much more misogynistic

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Fatal error: function name must be a string etc etc

You monster! You killed someone!

Viking_Hippie,

Is my nose too big, mom?

Viking_Hippie,

Probably 19th of June 2013 at the latest. Most people consider their date being dead to be a major turnoff.

Viking_Hippie,

Idunno, probably? 🤷

Viking_Hippie,

Some lizards such as Gila monsters and Komodo dragons you really don’t want to mess with…

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Viking_Hippie,

So THAT’S where the expression “it’s a dog eat ass world” comes from!

Viking_Hippie,

Third law of thermodynamics: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the dynamic is over.

Fourth law of thermodynamics: Only two thermos to a dynamic.

Fifth law of thermodynamics: One dynamic at a time

Sixth law of thermodynamics: No shirts, no shoes

Seventh law of thermodynamics: dynamics will go on as long as they have to

Eighth law of thermodynamics; if this is your first thermo, you have to dynamic.

Viking_Hippie,

😘👌

Viking_Hippie,

Is that the one about what is and isn’t a sandwich?

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

So, like, I can throw a party balloon filled with 1.7 liters of urine at someone and it will be acceptable, as long as I remember to shout: DANGEROUSLY OVERFILLED PISS BALLOON as I toss it?

Rules of the roads, Bubbles!

Viking_Hippie,

The trouble with Arsenal is they try to walk the ball into the net

Viking_Hippie,

2 children who like falafel, maybe 🤷

Viking_Hippie,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/67f526ff-439c-472b-bba8-1d411c13cbb6.jpeg

Viking_Hippie,

Beat me by 2 minutes lol

Viking_Hippie,

They paid OP “afford therapy for a month” bucks to hide their shame.

Viking_Hippie,

Dammit, I meant to get the one that adds the pot!

Viking_Hippie,

You mean the Fargo Chips™? 😁

Viking_Hippie,

It’s on it but won’t be visible to everyone before more people rate it. Or never if Musk doesn’t want it to, probably 🤷

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Nah, you become overconfident, callous and indifferent to the suffering of others from amassing extreme wealth.

Bigotry and pretending to be the victim of those you victimize is income-agnostic.

Viking_Hippie,

That’s a chandelier. You’re thinking of an Adam Lambert song containing very high notes in the chorus.

Viking_Hippie,

You’re very welcome and thank you! I had a blast! Long since exceeded the number of indentations my primary app (Connect) can handle so I’ve been going back to Jerboa to answer 😄

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0b6e93a1-4cf2-4785-b480-af20d9e39e95.jpeg

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a8b876ca-daef-47f9-891f-5f739caa74fd.jpeg

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/838b38f6-e2ce-4c78-8f63-d543fc3ceb57.jpeg

And yeah, Adam Lambert is AMAZING 💥❤️

Viking_Hippie,

Worth it for sure 😄

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