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It’s largely Sarcasm. And by large, I mean lots. Like, most, if not all of it. It’s gonna be sarcasm.

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I don’t drink enough, or am I considerate enough to jog out for a bag of raw tea. That, and locally where i am, loose leaf tea costs a premium, and harder to find.

After seeing this about the waste, I’ve been thinking there was no real downside to tea bags aside from the production and waste value of packaging. Like is the tea biodegradable? The bag and string itself? Kinda always struck me as “environmentally” safe to dispose of.

Not like a cigarette butts, or old school styrofoam and pantyhose that gets tossed and isn’t going to go away and makes matters worse in a lot of cases. Already kinda understood those. Teabags, kinda under my radar i guess?

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So far it I’ve been digging it. There’s a pretty steady pilgrimage from X to threads. Loads of people try to keep it from turning into “X” and that always shows up in the feed. So it is pretty reassuring like that. And reminders to start blocking or muting people now to keep a positive vibe going and your own sanity. It’s been kinda nice like that.

And I’ve only managed to piss off one person and that was by total mistake. We cool now.

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Edit: that was a shitty response i left. Long day and I shouldn’t be on the internet.

But none the less, who fucking knew.

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“I’m lovin’ it.”

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If you think that’s the worst of the world, your safe plastic bubble will be rocked by the real world outside.

Beyond the complexities of social media conspiring and yelling at imaginary walls .

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I only have one.

What’s it like to be the Centaur of attention?

Annnnnnd I’ve been invited to be flung out of a trebuchet.

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“Flavortown does not recognize this court and demands it’s sovereignty and recognition of its perverted, yes people do that and its “no it’s not physically comfortable or socially acceptable” ways of life! Now, the defense asks you, is chewbacca a wookie…?”

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Dynamite Sweat

Pardon me, there’s a metal band I need to get started. Gonna blow some fuckin’ minds!

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That shit it absolute genius.

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Thank you. I couldn’t remember the word to save my life and the society around me.

Coasters. That drive is basically a carrying case for fancy coasters.

Again, thank you. Table Saver Disk just sounds stupid.

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The master race verdict or decisions may be decided by this factor and my even be construed as cheating in the court room.

I mean, c’mon. It’s RGB. Her laptop was probably fast as fuck. Guilty or not… RGB.

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Jack when that hussie that blew him on the boat had to have a small island of a door to herself watched him drown at the end of the documentary.

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We can only protect ourselves on the merits of ginger beef and the ceasar for so long…

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While I can go both ways for the mayo on the burger debate, not often you hear that it’s the best part.

A&W is where I go for the mayo on burger goodness. Even the mozza sauce is just thousand island with more mayo essentially.

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I have been up and down a few posts concerning this and have yet to find (maybe i missed a couple) anyone who has tried this and reported back.

I am beginning to think that this was just some housewives joke on the internet.

“You know what, this should really rattle some budgies if i just say i add a few raisins. oooo I am such a devil” and little did she know just how well it worked.

On a basis of raisins and cheese whiz being good, I think it might have a little bit of charm.

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In the ghetto that means you about to get stolen.

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My favorite kind of cable porn.

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I generally hate when people do this. At work or at home, if you’re reading my screen while I am doing anything, especially if it is something none of someone’s business, the anxiety becomes Mike Fucking Tyson and I lose absolutely everything i was focusing on and am more concentrated on how I am going to ask for it to stop without reciting the last rights and how to stick the fuck off i have for them up the ass.

And I already have massive personal space issues. Get close over the shoulder and doing that shit is how you get your own television show sponsored by the evening news and my name to lone assailant.

Of course way blown of of proportion, but holy fuck. Everyone has that “thing” or a few of 'em.

That is my absolute #1.

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This is how my Planet of the Apes begins, and ends.

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And you are ultimately going to die as part of that 90% that won’t be remembered for anything at all no matter how big of a deal you view yourself in any form function or manner.

Me too. It won’t be so bad. Unless they check the hard drive. Oh buddy then we’re historically remembered. Like, that’s a lotta porn.

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Gen X over here on all three like it was gonna be a party.

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Thinking the exact same thing lol. I really do hope the person who is behind the og comic sees these remakes and gets that gut wrenching feeling knowing that his art is a fucking joke.

And pretty damn funny when others add the talent to it.

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Stop shoving you giraffe gender issues on my kids! It’s making them corrupt and weird!

/s

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That’s Fred. He is actually a real super nice guy. Wen through training with him. He tried to have the homophobic content changed to just vulgar, but no dice. He’d have to transfer over to level two, and well, they are nice guys, but kinda the short bus crew of the whole operation.

Tell him Dave from naked drunk guy crew four on level six says hello and his advice about the pills really did save my job and marriage.

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Y’all are the real heroes. As the days go by on Lemmy, my subs list keeps getting better. because of users like you.

If I could send you a tote bag, I would.

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