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Chart’s missing white/colourless

2/10 would not pee again

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And less bugs around

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Dunelight

Fleshdune

How do I stop a crush from developing further?

I think I got a crush on my dance instructor. Which fucking sucks for all the obvious reasons. Normally I wouldn’t be so worried. BUT I JUST HAD A GODDAMN ROMANTIC DREAM ABOUT HER. Seriously I just woke up from a dream about her confessing her love to me and me eagerly doing the same about her....

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From my own experience: cut all contact with that person… which may not be viable in your situation.

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Down the rabbit hole with this one…

Original article is gone, but: Wayback Machine has our back.

Thankfully, someone on Reddit posted the original link.

Oh, also: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!? June is a bit too late for an April Fool’s day post about giving your gay buddy brojobs.

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Another common Mandela Effect is when people mistakenly write the word “effect” with an “a” instead of an “e”

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lemm.ee resorted to disabling image uploading altogether

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aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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4 arms or someone is behind the Captain

LOL

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You bet on the very last seconds, everything else is just idiots inflating the price.

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Suicide attempts are a good way to end up locked up a few days in the psych ward.

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Romanian gypsies have joined the chat

Terms of Service (media.kbin.social)

alt text(parodical) YouTube popup: Going to pee during the ad break violates YouTube’s Terms of Service - It looks like you selfishly left the room while our ads were playing. Don’t you know that by watching youtube you entered a CONTRACT?! - We killed the competition by operating at a loss for a decade. We paid good money...

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Verification cans are coming

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Y’all speaking about NewPipe and ReVanced, but SmartTube Next, which was originally intended for Android on smart TV’s, works perfectly on phones too.

And aside of blocking ads and allowing you to log in, it has Sponsorblock integrated.

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I actually use quite frequently "sudo !!“, but I didn’t know the details of why it worked…

Now I see more sense in using the history command, specially combined with grep.

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W-what? Please don’t hurt me

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Do you fear glowing-in-the-dark FBI agents?

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Use SponsorBlock for the “content creator”

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Physical money is just metal, plastic and paper.

The problem is the virtual value we give certain things.

My PC is hacked

I just received a call from an indian microsoft technician. He informed me that my PC is sending a ton of error messages to microsoft. Most likely it has been hacked, and he would help me by remoting in and fixing the problem for me. I just wonder… Is it my PopOs or my Manjaro PC that sends all this info to microsoft?

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But how’s Siddhartha going to find the Event Viewer!?

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Now please type dablu dablu dablu in your address bar

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The fork yt-dlp already downloads in the highest quality.

The problem is that, that’s (sometimes?) webm format…

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The tested me to see if I was gifted; I wasn’t.

The motherfuckers forgot to check if I had ADHD while they were at it.

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Yay! The whole Reddit experience, but without warning…

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Very Reich of them chasing random citizens

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