aeronmelon

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aeronmelon,

“…sandwiches!”

aeronmelon,

There used to be, but the seas are calm these days.

aeronmelon,

I’d settle for a good place to get QI.

aeronmelon,

When you know the star of the movie is playing a cold-blooded killer, but the star is happy and domesticated at the start of the movie.

aeronmelon,

Comfy crap.

Posh poo.

Soft shit.

Dapper dump.

aeronmelon,

NSFL

aeronmelon,

Wouldn’t swallowing plutonium dioxide be the reason you end?

aeronmelon,

This person is going to be on the news some day, sliced in half by a katana-wielding chef.

aeronmelon,

I’m not laughing.

I’m taking this in complete seriousness.

Charles Dickens wrote The Christmas Carol with Muppets in mind.

You cannot persuade me to believe otherwise.

aeronmelon,

Normal people eat a bat and create COVID. Ozzy Osborne eats a bat and becomes immortal.

aeronmelon,

I just realized the dude looks like Stamets.

aeronmelon,

Because that’s what heroes do.

aeronmelon,

The truck is still there.

And due to state regulations they had to change the company name to “Two Guys and My Mom’s Ford Excursion.”

aeronmelon,

“I’m 1 of 2, and he’s 2 of 2.”

aeronmelon,

Wait wait wait!

Is that concept art suggesting that the AT-ST is the main vehicle and the four-legged version is an AT-ST with a trailer hitched to it?

aeronmelon,

I used to read all the time, now I almost never read anything.

So this year I’m resolving to read one book, any book, then I’ll move foward from there.

aeronmelon,

Later in life, after losing his hair, he went by the name Professor Farnsworth.

aeronmelon,

Spock locks.

aeronmelon,

UN: “Boy, they really like using Star Trek memes to convey their thoughts…”

aeronmelon,

Moral of this episode: Set realistic goals.

aeronmelon,

“Never made it as a loveseat either…”

aeronmelon,

Through a series of understandable miscommunications, every year Starfleet Academy has between 5 and 10 course requests for “Partying” from incoming Vulcan applicants.

At least one Vulcan each year withdrawals their application upon being told it is not a field of study taught by any human school.

aeronmelon,

LOVE U

aeronmelon,

If you’re cold, he’s cold.

aeronmelon,

My personal aspiration for the forthcoming revolution around the home star is to continue to not die.

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