aeronmelon

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aeronmelon,

Prostatoes.

aeronmelon,

A mallard duck, leering at me.

aeronmelon,

Does that brand even exist anymore?

aeronmelon,

“This is not a request, this is an announcement.”

aeronmelon,

They made fun of that on For All Mankind. An incident on Mars because Russia and America were doing calculations using different systems and someone forgot to convert.

aeronmelon,

“I am a Ramen from Ram’s End. We don’t take ‘quick surveys’!”

aeronmelon,

Pasta party tonight at Spaghettishire, everyone’s invited!

aeronmelon,

That snail is way too happy.

aeronmelon,

So the boulder is aerodynamics?

aeronmelon,

Wouldn’t swallowing plutonium dioxide be the reason you end?

aeronmelon,

“…sandwiches!”

aeronmelon,

I’d settle for a good place to get QI.

aeronmelon,

I’m not laughing.

I’m taking this in complete seriousness.

Charles Dickens wrote The Christmas Carol with Muppets in mind.

You cannot persuade me to believe otherwise.

aeronmelon,

Normal people eat a bat and create COVID. Ozzy Osborne eats a bat and becomes immortal.

aeronmelon,

Wait wait wait!

Is that concept art suggesting that the AT-ST is the main vehicle and the four-legged version is an AT-ST with a trailer hitched to it?

aeronmelon,

I used to read all the time, now I almost never read anything.

So this year I’m resolving to read one book, any book, then I’ll move foward from there.

aeronmelon,

Later in life, after losing his hair, he went by the name Professor Farnsworth.

aeronmelon,

UN: “Boy, they really like using Star Trek memes to convey their thoughts…”

aeronmelon,

Moral of this episode: Set realistic goals.

aeronmelon,

“Never made it as a loveseat either…”

aeronmelon,

Through a series of understandable miscommunications, every year Starfleet Academy has between 5 and 10 course requests for “Partying” from incoming Vulcan applicants.

At least one Vulcan each year withdrawals their application upon being told it is not a field of study taught by any human school.

aeronmelon,

LOVE U

aeronmelon,

If you’re cold, he’s cold.

aeronmelon,

My personal aspiration for the forthcoming revolution around the home star is to continue to not die.

aeronmelon,

Airbus would be foolish not to capitalize on the situation.

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