balderdash9

@balderdash9@lemmy.zip

I’m mostly half-serious.

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balderdash9,

Good luck on the surgery OP

balderdash9,

I don’t think I’ve ever hand-washed anything. Then again, most clothes these days are build to be pretty disposable and include plastics instead of only natural fibers.

balderdash9,

Since I’m getting downvoted right now I can punch up: fuck you dann! Am I doing it right? lmao

balderdash9,

No, there is definitely a list of things you can make fun of on this site, capitalism, American healthcare/infrastructure/etc, bills/how expensive things are, killing the rich, etc. It doesn’t matter how tasteless or dark the meme is so long as you direct it at the right subject matter. This is effectively an echo-chamber.

balderdash9,

What?

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/eeca756e-0c4a-4389-ae8a-ac1d19524941.webp

balderdash9,

It’s starting to sound echoy in here. You can joke about kids being shot up in American schools but you can’t joke about abortion, fat people, etc., because then it seems too mean spirited.

balderdash9,
  1. The joke is in the image: of course the text description of it won’t land. But I can’t post it because it would get taken down
  2. Whether its funny is beside the point. Why did it get taken down? I see people screenshotting unfunny tweets and posting it to meme communities and it gets 1k upvotes.

"Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions (files.mastodon.social)

alt textFirst panel: [blank white space with black text] Jogging from the perspective of animals Second panel: Wolf by a tree looking at a man jogging. “What are you running from, apex predator” Third panel: Wolf: “Are you chasing prey?” “You need to conserve energy” Last panel: [second wolf peeking in] “The hell...

balderdash9,

The chad humans, chasing prey beyond the brink of exhaustion

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/b2308c1e-bce5-4d96-ac38-464b779a9226.webp

balderdash9,

Yep, the eyes are deliberately weird but they work

balderdash9,

You can tell someone has artistic chops when they’re doing something that’s successful, very intentional, and yet completely weird. I’m talking about the comic artist, not the kid inside the comic lol

balderdash9,

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/91030e15-0eea-4e12-bb02-6e7c6660b8a7.webp

balderdash9,

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/ff979009-79ec-441e-8560-a7b9edc75b38.webp

balderdash9,

That fact wasn’t fun at all

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/74b3bfe2-ea41-4396-9c7b-e39dfb851444.webp

balderdash9,

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/fd5bf1eb-b56c-453d-a6b1-15057589268a.webp

balderdash9,

Neatfuturamabender.jpg

balderdash9,

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/4b47d4e0-04a7-4060-ac9d-8d90ba78d228.webp

balderdash9,

There’s just zero notification given lol

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