balderdash9

@balderdash9@lemmy.zip

I’m mostly half-serious.

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balderdash9,

This is like an anti meme

balderdash9,

birth of a supervillian

balderdash9,

savage lol

balderdash9,

Besiegers: we will not kill you if you surrender.

The city: we will wait a bit for reinforcements to break the seige but will surrender if they don’t come.

Besieges: okay, but if you wait too long we will dig under your walls, get in, and kill you all!

balderdash9,

The weird thing about Lemmy is no matter how anodyne you think your post is, some people will downvote it. This post is a fine example

balderdash9,

poorlymadecatmemes

balderdash9,

sir, this is a comic

balderdash9,

Get out of here, you don’t want any of this shit

balderdash9,

If you’re not hot, at least have money. Bartenders do like being tipped.

balderdash9,

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/f3725fdc-e53d-40fb-96d7-5f2f321d62b2.webp

balderdash9,

are you implying my ex was an underwear model lmao

balderdash9,

Agreed! I still periodically start up Shogun 2 campaigns. The music plays a part in that

balderdash9,

Man, I never know how people will interpret things. The joke is just that she calls her (now husband) daddy in bed.

balderdash9,

Bonus meme :

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/54ae0726-f2e0-465c-a2a9-690f57833ac6.webp

balderdash9,

This image has meme potential :

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/8590c817-f5c4-42d4-a2cc-8f4c459c3846.webp

balderdash9,

look at that pus trib

balderdash9,

It’s fine if it’s not an issue for you. But for me, if I’m creating something, I want the image itself to look as clean and HD as possible. For a lot of my memes, the joke is in the image editing itself.

But all that is just my personal preference for my shit. The rant wasn’t meant as an attack

balderdash9,

Rant incoming: I cannot tell you how many times I’ve tried to create a meme and the stock image has the logo all over it. Search for anything on google images (spaceship, boat, man smiling, etc) and you will get a ton of stock images with the stock image stamp of annoyance on it. /rant

balderdash9,

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/9b917a2a-1f98-408a-bcfa-6939d667c7f5.webp

balderdash9,

There will be no escape

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/ca2602da-ef5a-4fbb-bdbc-ebbd4ec94a0c.webp

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