I’m mostly half-serious.
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I’m mostly half-serious.
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What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
Last time, I used: “Anybody need anything while I’m out?” and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!
"Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions (files.mastodon.social)
alt textFirst panel: [blank white space with black text] Jogging from the perspective of animals Second panel: Wolf by a tree looking at a man jogging. “What are you running from, apex predator” Third panel: Wolf: “Are you chasing prey?” “You need to conserve energy” Last panel: [second wolf peeking in] “The hell...
Photo of the Pamir, one of the last commercial sailing ships in operation, picture taken in 1905, last sailing trip around Cape Horn in 1949 (lemmy.world)
Mythology (lemmy.zip)
We must collect more (startrek.website)
Dunning-Kruger (feddit.de)
The great thing about doubting yourself is that it makes you feel so ahead of those self-confident suckers.
Keep it safe and simple. (startrek.website)
Chaotic Evil (lemmy.zip)
Can you spot the difference? (lemmy.zip)
So realistic! (lemmy.zip)
Just play it cool (lemmy.zip)
Surprise mothafucka (lemmy.zip)
Buff (lemmy.zip)
Rock the boat (lemmy.zip)
Testing a prototype football helmet, 1912 (lemmy.world)
Valhalla, here we come (lemmy.zip)
Ein Jammer (feddit.de) German
Diese Drohne kann außerhalb des Kollektivs nicht überleben
"Private Wallace" by Extra Fabulous Comics (lemmy.world)
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More like guidelines [Mr Lovenstein] (startrek.website)
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I now pronounce you... (lemmy.world)
Source: Siberian Lizard...
Tears in the rain (lemmy.zip)
In all seriousness, can we stop using memes@lemmy.ml?...
Sweet dreams (lemmy.zip)