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betterdeadthanreddit,

Many things once were or someday will be potatoes too.

betterdeadthanreddit,

That’s just another way to say Idaho.

betterdeadthanreddit,

I’m trying but it just starts to soften and deform instead of getting shiny like yours. How long did you have to polish it?

betterdeadthanreddit,

A question like this could be an intro to a shady MLM pitch. Break the ice, get the conversation going and gain a sense of the range of numbers to make up for earnings examples.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Given how fast China can progress when they put their our minds to it, this is worrying.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Obviously, yeah, I’m not a moron. Still doesn’t make it any less of a disaster zone once the transaction is complete.

betterdeadthanreddit,

I still don’t understand the red urinals, they make such a mess when you use them.

betterdeadthanreddit,

The double-standard on display here is just disgusting. Sure, it’s perfectly fine to modify your home entertainment system into a fake airplane but I try a little remodeling to make work feel more like home and it’s all “security will escort you off the premises” and “we’re taking away your pilot’s license”. Boils my blood.

betterdeadthanreddit,

I was imagining a computer-literate sovcit trying their buffoonery with websites. Some do exist and probably have a couple decades of being the “smart” one since they know how to program a VCR (at least among their crowd of VCR-recognizing buddies) even though they’ll still call the whole desktop computer a CPU.

They’re dangerous because, like religious nuts or law misinterpreters, it’s another complex subject they can incorporate into hand-wavey explanations you can boil down to “Tech works in mysterious ways”.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Those might be the terms of service they started with but a little “Inspect Element” and editing means I agreed to something else entirely.

betterdeadthanreddit,

That’s what makes it jacking, nobody says you have to finish.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Eat them all, go on a mystical journey with a trail to guide you home.

betterdeadthanreddit, (edited )

What’s the aquatic equivalent of a bat? Maybe vampire dolphin could transform into a school of smaller fish at will to squeeze through tight spaces or evade threats.

Vampire hunters could show up with cross-shaped wooden harpoons, holy water depth charges, garlic oil hoses and all kinds of other nautical twists on the usual weapons.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Bat-ten down the hatches this summer for Dracula & Dolphy: Suck and Blow!

betterdeadthanreddit,

A shit post is not necessarily a shitpost. Good candidate for illustrating this, thank you for sharing.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Please read the community sidebar, specifically rule 4.

betterdeadthanreddit,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2f301c43-be8f-4367-9850-e61f6544f89d.png

Templatehttps://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/87ae7ded-ddc4-4b87-82cb-9485a7a0c2de.pngNot my cleanest work but it’s fine if you don’t look too close

betterdeadthanreddit,

We don’t talk about his brother Skid.

betterdeadthanreddit,

About your title: just wait until you’re older. You might expect what’s written in the photo and get something else entirely.

betterdeadthanreddit, (edited )

Unique trait: when killed, his attacker’s identity is not revealed and instead appears as though lethal damage was self-inflicted.

betterdeadthanreddit,

What people don’t realize is that these levels are built with a barely-perceptible curve to match the shape of the Earth.

betterdeadthanreddit, (edited )

Golden Earring - Radar Love

We’ve got a thing that’s called red hot love

We’ve got a wave in the air

Red hot love

In my defense, I was hearing this over sometimes-fuzzy analog radio rather than off a tape or CD where the track title might clue me in. Less defensible: not noticing the other words that make more sense when talking about radar.

betterdeadthanreddit,

You’re guaranteed to leave people unsatisfied if you stop immediately upon arriving at the seeding stage.

betterdeadthanreddit,

This was simplified to “You are what you eat” as part of the agreement reached at the Council of Constance to reunify the church after the Western Schism of 1378.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Just needs an edit with more believable names. Nobody’s called their baby girl Agnes for probably 500 years unless she was born as an elderly woman.

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