betterdeadthanreddit

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betterdeadthanreddit,

Gotta disagree, I bet they’re still finding great-great-great-[…]-grandmother’s dildos (or -grandfather’s, who knows?) and they hold up just fine, all things considered.

betterdeadthanreddit,

The ol’ “Careless Electrician” hairstyle. Classic.

betterdeadthanreddit,

I’d like to know more about the person who would throw a cabbage at store employees but would also obey a sign asking them not to. Sort of like depictions of vampires that won’t think twice about murder but trespassing is just beyond the pale.

betterdeadthanreddit,

I see somebody left the frictionless vacuum door open again.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Scooty Shooty

Since that name was already taken by the object in the photo above, they had to call this a Vespa 150 TAP.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Also helps if you’re in one of those stores where the toilets are out in the open like it’s another regular aisle. Stack up some boxes and you can position it to give yourself some privacy. Bring along some bottles of water too since sometimes the faucets don’t work.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Hiding in the mirror, hopefully. Let the bastard fight his own war.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Setting aside all the other stuff related to this subject for a moment, that could be an interesting gameplay mechanic. Looking at your opponent directly causes a drawback (blindness, damage, death, etc.) so you have to use reflections and other indirect indicators to locate and attack. Might work best in VR though since looking one way and attacking another isn’t the most straightforward thing when using a PC or console and regular screen.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Exactly, I’d intended to mention that example since it’s the scenario I was picturing trying to play through. Got distracted and went looking at the current state of VR hardware^1^ instead.

1Still expensive.

betterdeadthanreddit, (edited )

You didn’t mishear it, the name and commonly-accepted lyrics are a retroactive fix at Mr. Danza’s request and he asks that we respect his privacy.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Careful dissection. If you’re interested in the preservation process as well, look up plastination.

betterdeadthanreddit,

A couple more variants on your theme:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f4a5c531-6441-476b-9ac0-b7fbaea8b371.png

For those who enjoy swimming in cold water.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/cb84b7d5-a53b-4a1a-b4ce-e68f5fd51a29.png

It’s fine, nothing to be ashamed of and there are treatments available.

betterdeadthanreddit,

I’d suggest that a couple replies here took my response too literally but don’t want to have to come back and explain that I’m not accusing anybody of stealing.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Wat

betterdeadthanreddit,

Yeah, you see a guy taking a nice walk with his penis-trolley and your first instinct is to whip out your palette and easel to immortalize it on canvas. Privacy is dead.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Guy heard the stage expression “break a leg” and kept thinking about it for too long.

betterdeadthanreddit,

…why don’t you just ask…

Good idea, maybe using some sort of widely-available service in a section where “ask” is part of the name. Might not reach every demographic equally but it’s easier and less expensive than hiring an army to conduct door-to-door surveys.

betterdeadthanreddit,

I’d tell you but it’s really hard to type from this Tupperware they putty-knifed me into after The Incident.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Hope you have access to and are making use of health resources in your area. Your business is not mine and I’m not looking to pry but I’ve found therapy helpful for managing that sort of anticipatory anxiety and other unpleasantness.

That being said, I still think we’re fucked but it’s become easier to pull my thoughts away from that sort of thing and focus on what needs to be done in the short term.

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