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bjoern_tantau, to memes in Where is Kevin?
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I love how this is so much more triggering than just the text implies. 4:3 screen, christmas lights that would kill every ounce of contrast in the picture, one wrong move and the pizza gets either wool stuck on it or it falls to the ground. Not to mention that it’s too far away to actually eat.

bjoern_tantau, to programmer_humor in Rust project startup kit
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How about a federated link aggregator?

bjoern_tantau, to linux in Kernel 6.6.6 is out 😈
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We need a petition to make this LTS.

bjoern_tantau, to asklemmy in Would you choose invisibility or teleportation?
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Teleportation every time. It’s just too useful. Invisibility is really only useful for mischief and security. And both can also be done with teleportation.

bjoern_tantau, to asklemmy in Anyone else feels like they want to destroy their old sim and never give their contact to anyone ever again?
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No, my Sim is lost without me. He will probably start a fire in the kitchen, freak out and die.

bjoern_tantau, to asklemmy in If you got COVID and lost the ability to taste things, did it ever come back? Otherwise, did you experience any other long term consequences from the pandemic in general?
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Didn’t lose my smell or taste but after the initial flu-like stage of my infection was over I didn’t really get any better. And my doctor made it worse by telling me to power through and start working again. Nowadays I can only leave the bed to go to the toilet.

I’m about to participate in a study with some experimental treatments. Stupid thing is that I have to do an exercise test at the beginning so that they can measure the effectiveness. I took a shower last week and that’s left me in pain that will persist over the next few weeks. I shudder to think about what that exercise test will do.

But Portal taught me to do everything for science.

bjoern_tantau, to linuxmemes in When you build from source 🥲
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bjoern_tantau, to memes in One can dream
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Thanks, now I’m hungry for a giant-ass pizza.

Not to be confused with a giant ass-pizza.

But that would be interesting as well.

bjoern_tantau, to programmer_humor in Multifactor auth done right
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They forgot something old, something borrowed and something blue.

bjoern_tantau, to linux in PipeWire 1.0 Released For Managing Audio/Video Steams On The Linux Desktop
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I’ve seen so many audio changes on Linux. But Pipewire is the first one without any negatives.

bjoern_tantau, to starwarsmemes in 'Padme'
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I don’t know what annoys me more, the smiley censoring fuck or the missing accent in Padmé.

bjoern_tantau, to asklemmy in Dear Lemmings, what is your personal approach to human diet?
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My approach to human diet is to only eat organic free range humans. They might be more expensive to aquire but I’ve never tasted any better.

bjoern_tantau, to memes in Birds are great
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Nobody wants to block the cocks.

bjoern_tantau, to asklemmy in What are your best flight tips and tricks?
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No matter how much experience you have as a pilot. You should always use checklists for routine operations and emergencies.

bjoern_tantau, to selfhosted in Nextcloud zero day security
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For protection against ransomware you need backups. Ideally ones that are append-only where the history is preserved.

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