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bobs_monkey, to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

Sounds like you need two oysters

bobs_monkey, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?

Luckily for the male, the sociopath woman gives fierce blowjobs

Honestly that’s a 50/50 shot between fierce and dead fish. I have proclivity for crazy, and a good half the time it’s all for show and a real disappointment at game time. That all said, always test drive the car before signing the paperwork.

bobs_monkey, (edited ) to memes in Funds

I’ll never understand why fans are die hard loyal to franchises that screw them at every possible opportunity.

Because for many people it is a core part of their identity, without which they wouldn’t have much outside of work and sleep

bobs_monkey, to memes in You're tearing me apart!

it’s the kind of material that keep a monkey occupied.

I think that’s kind of the point. There was an article a while back that said the CCP/Bytedance intentionally serve up braindead content to everywhere outside China, while promoting educational and uplifting content at home.

bobs_monkey, to memes in Oi bruv, squeak squeak innit?

On the internet, nobody suspects you’re a rat

bobs_monkey, to memes in Why the hell did that stop

It’s also 10x easier to achieve IP67 water resistance with the battery sealed off. Having a removable battery would require more engineering contrary to shareholders’ wishes.

bobs_monkey, to memes in sErVe aNd pRoFeCt

I just need to check inside ya asshole

bobs_monkey, to memes in spicy in spicy out

That’s a quite sizable dumper-stopper

bobs_monkey, to lemmyshitpost in Burgers

The power of bacon compels you

bobs_monkey, to lemmyshitpost in Beardy bois

Makes you feel warm and fuzzy all over, just like the surface of them strawberries.

bobs_monkey, (edited ) to memes in Technically it's always the first in China until they get removed from the movie

-20 social credit

Edit: damn some of y’all need a hug

bobs_monkey, to lemmyshitpost in I wish someone would flush already...

Anyone able to clue me in to who the dude on the far right in the blue is supposed to be?

bobs_monkey, to memes in So many people still think its ok for them to do📱

The gal that recruited and ran girls under Epstein’s racket had a book of clients that turned up in evidence, and naturally the government isn’t going after a single one of them because they’re “special” aka rich and powerful

bobs_monkey, (edited ) to privacy in I'm getting doxxed by a troll

I don’t mean to be a dick, but if a troll is able to pass your information out, you need to adhere to better personal information security practices.

bobs_monkey, to memes in You're tearing me apart!

No kidding. I just find it ironic that the generation that kept saying “TV will rot your brain” is now completely consumed by social media.

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