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don,

As he’s climbing into a cryosleep pod

don,

I think some clarification is needed, specifically that Japan is Japan.

don,

Was he from Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, or Perth? I can never remember…

don,

It says you misused it somehow. I’m not sure what you did to your stupid to misuse it, but you misused both the template and you misused your personal stupid. That’s what you gotta fix.

don,

How did I misuse my stupid? Did I put it in the wrong place? Did I color my stupid incorrectly? The template I understand, but explain how the fuck I misused my own personal stupid.

don,

what are you talking about that’s just efficient af

don,

Those boots look like they’ve been datamoshed

don,

Time is a measurement of change, and is inextricably linked to space, so stopping time stops change of any kind. You wouldn’t be able to move even so little as a falling speck of dust from its (now) absolute position in space. You wouldn’t be able to move, and consequently even breathe, since your diaphragm has to change position for respiration to happen (nevermind the fact that matter can no longer be moved anyway, so air is now fixed in place.) Stopping time stops you, completely.

But since we’re talking about imaginary powers, if I could stop time, I wouldn’t even bother with anything in this multiverse, I’d just walk over to explore a different one a few trillion multiverses away. After all, I’d get there in no time.

don,

No sorrow accepted, friend!

If your scenario posits that you are excepted from the effects of time throughout the universe halting, then what you posit would seem to be true, relative to that scenario. And it is interesting. In mine, the time stopper is part of the universe they’re in, and the instant they stop time, they too are frozen along with the rest of the 10^80 particles.

I’m just going all in for the scenario of “I’m gonna stop time and do all kinds of shit, or maybe just take a nap. Here… we… go—“

[ETERNALLY FROZEN UNIVERSE]

don,

pop pop goes the weasel, the weasel pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop

don,

You wanna get a died, people? Because 👆 this is how you get a died.

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don,

LMAO

don,

Чего вы говорите?

don,

OP: Russians are not a thing, not at all.

don,

lol that’s facts

don,

fukkin figures u ppl would cry about chronological reeducation we dont need ur kind in this subdimension

don,

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Hmmm. I may have you lot wrong, now that I think about it.

Freedom for Knopperistan! Down with time-based oppression!

don,

I use Proton VPN.

don,

NTA, gotta set your boundaries or risk people bulldozing you

don,

Skeletor’s worried about his hairline when there’s [political topic] going on? C’mon, my guy.

don,

I’ll have an order of pork shops in the thist, please.

don,

Y O L O

don,

Skylarker here, it’s whatever.

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