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don,

There is a commonly used phrase, “misery loves company.”

don,

You lost me at “As an engineer:”

don,

Fuck nuclear bombs, we’re going straight to close-range gamma ray bursts.

don,

Not being a whaleologist, this joke took me 15 seconds to get, but got it I did.

don,

He stands up, and pulls out a plane ticket to Australia.

don,

I use HAL 9000. Get up on my level.

don,

Necessity is often the instigator of collaboration.

don,

Technically a close-range gamma ray burst can kill coronavirus, but there’s a good reason no one is using it for that purpose: it’s a goddamned close-range gamma ray burst.

don,

Fiber, lots of.

don,

donut.

don,

This fuckin bottle’s got four side necks and here my bitch ass has only one regular neck

fuckin bullshit man

don,

Tequila and Amazon Prime

Sex worker pseudonyms going from traditional to corporate real quick

don,

You’re just gonna give them ideas like that?!

Ah fuck. You didn’t tell them anything they didn’t already consider. Fuck, I’m slow.

don,

All I’m seeing is ads streamed directly to the brain with no way but one to stop it, assuming that instinct doesn’t get neurologically suppressed.

don,

Striking Vipers, for the curious.

don, (edited )

You’re absolutely correct, Garek, it’s a truly absurd fairy tale, by any measure. On a completely unrelated subject, may I introduce you to your lord and savior Jesus Christ?

don,

Gotta be the onions, no one gives a fuck about fuck.

don,

It’s extremely common knowledge that liarbrals and dummiecraps have higher survival rates due to all the satanerizificating they do.

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    don,

    The silly version is cooler anyway

    Terms of Service (media.kbin.social)

    alt text(parodical) YouTube popup: Going to pee during the ad break violates YouTube’s Terms of Service - It looks like you selfishly left the room while our ads were playing. Don’t you know that by watching youtube you entered a CONTRACT?! - We killed the competition by operating at a loss for a decade. We paid good money...

    don,

    In the center of the pizza, the toppings appear to make a sad face, as if the person who drew the artwork for the patent felt bad about drawing artwork for such a shitty patent idea.

    don,

    This reminds me of the Black Mirror episode 15 Million Merits

    don, (edited )

    Oh holy fuck there’s a post floating around the lemmies about Sony basically patenting this idea, and the patent artwork shows a guy standing with his hands raised over his head and saying “McDonald’s” in order to speed up an ad holy raging badgerfuck

    Edit: found the link to the article

    fortune.com/…/sony-patent-is-hilarious-terrifying…

    don,

    This is why god created nuclear bombs

    don,

    Duck: (nods appreciatively, then walks away.)

    don,

    I have a [TOPIC] joke, but [CONDITION]

    Have fun, children

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