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I’ve never had a single issue with protonmail

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France France

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And what about the part of your pants you grab to pull them up before washing your hands?

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Egg in a frame

But the bread needs to be cooked in butter like a grilled cheese.

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Similarly, in the US we have “telephone poles” to carry residential power lines, even if there are no telecom wires on them.

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Spoken like someone who never had an NES.

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Beat you to it, through the power of alcohol!

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MDMA in a pill baggy or capsule it’s the same.

Right. It’s the pressed pills that get the “ecstasy” name in my area, which have binders.

That molly you’re buying isn’t pure either

It’s been a long time for me. I’m sure that’s now the case.

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In some areas ecstasy is primarily used to describe pressed pills that have mdma as the main active ingredient, while molly refers to pure mdma, either in baggies or capsules.

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Yeah, we definitely still needed reagent test kits back then. At least the one that would turn yellow for the common fake kind at the time, and black for mdma. But the real stuff was still around.

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And he’ll make the Kuiper Belt pay for it!

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beautiful

Then, within 2 minutes … everything returned to a depressing gray

meirl

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When your football coach just retired

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Reports that say that something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don’t know we don’t know. And if one looks throughout the history of our country and other free countries, it is the latter category that tends to be the difficult ones.

— some asshole who was unfortunately also intelligent

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A written budget that has “fuck it” money as a line item.

If I run out of fuck it money, I have to stop or steal more from another bucket. Am I stealing from retirement? From my next car purchase? Being able to see the impact of my decisions is enough.

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Same for primates but we still jump out of the way. Stupid fuckin artiodactyla.

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Reddit had TodayIAte

Hopefully there’s an equivalent here.

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The Guardian Legend

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First we need to discuss the refrigeration cycle.

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The AI just wants Carl to keep his feet soft and bare.

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That’s the exact moon shape of a 3-up in Super Mario World.

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When you nut and she keeps sucking

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Some people fall asleep to rain sounds.

My neighbor with unsecured wifi and Sonos will fall asleep to this tonight.

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Dr. Scott can valk?

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Fun fact: if you treat this like a magic eye poster, it causes a headache!

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