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Reddit had TodayIAte

Hopefully there’s an equivalent here.

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Some people fall asleep to rain sounds.

My neighbor with unsecured wifi and Sonos will fall asleep to this tonight.

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And he’ll make the Kuiper Belt pay for it!

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First we need to discuss the refrigeration cycle.

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When your football coach just retired

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When you nut and she keeps sucking

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A written budget that has “fuck it” money as a line item.

If I run out of fuck it money, I have to stop or steal more from another bucket. Am I stealing from retirement? From my next car purchase? Being able to see the impact of my decisions is enough.

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Beat you to it, through the power of alcohol!

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beautiful

Then, within 2 minutes … everything returned to a depressing gray

meirl

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Egg in a frame

But the bread needs to be cooked in butter like a grilled cheese.

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Same for primates but we still jump out of the way. Stupid fuckin artiodactyla.

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France France

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Similarly, in the US we have “telephone poles” to carry residential power lines, even if there are no telecom wires on them.

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In some areas ecstasy is primarily used to describe pressed pills that have mdma as the main active ingredient, while molly refers to pure mdma, either in baggies or capsules.

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Dr. Scott can valk?

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That beats the current sharpie record!

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But to understand dishwashers, let’s first discuss heat pumps.

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I’d let him press my popcorn button.

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you’re a dirty OP, you Brave-using whore

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Now I’m in prison to prevent me from trying 99 more times. Please advise.

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Xev would bone Kirk. Spock would try to mind meld with Kai but it wouldn’t work, then they’d become besties.

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Orange

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I’m an old and remember when smoked sausages were a pound. Then 14oz. Now 12oz.

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Hot wife actually

They’re swingers?

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The dishes are naked taking a bath. They’re just shy.

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