hungryphrog

@hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone

no thoughts, only froggo

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hungryphrog,

Being able to shoot lasers from my tits would be cool.

hungryphrog,

Self-defense and cutting paper smoothly.

hungryphrog,

The cyclops kind.

hungryphrog,

Isn’t God supposed to be all-powerful and omnipotent?

hungryphrog,

Also they are way too fucking loud. Just use paper, people.

hungryphrog,

The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.

hungryphrog,

At least that looks edible.

hungryphrog,

I think that she feeds her “man” the same way penguins feed their chicks.

hungryphrog,

I don’t see any food in this picture.

hungryphrog,

Austrian!

hungryphrog,

It’s so fucking annoying how I can’t turn grammar check off in google docs on my phone. I’m not sure how bad grammar check is if you write in English, but in Finnish it’s such a clusterfuck because it always tries to ‘correct’ compound words and doesn’t understand declension.

hungryphrog,

Just use a magnet.

hungryphrog,

We should choose political leaders by throwing them in a lake with an alligator that has a knife in its head in it instead of elections. The first candidate who retrieves the knife and survives is the winner.

hungryphrog,

What happened to my stupid?

hungryphrog,

stonks

hungryphrog,

Dammit, who stole their shirts? Those hunks will catch a cold!

hungryphrog,

My dude your where’s shirt?

hungryphrog,

We shoud just send Muskrat to Mars and then have the spaceship run out of fuel or something.

hungryphrog,

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/63212eae-7b46-4151-932a-df40a62e5399.jpeg

hungryphrog,

I think that big cats, at least wild ones, aren’t as picky as housecats, because when you live in the wild you have to eat whatever you can catch.

hungryphrog,

I don’t have a dick so I don’t have any personal experience on this, but do people actually do that? I don’t want to chat with randos if we’re not at a party or something, much less when I’m pissing.

hungryphrog,

I mean, pissing is a private event for a lot of people.

hungryphrog, (edited )

Well, waking up next to a random waiter is better than waking up next to Hitler.

hungryphrog,

Yay, another conflict!

hungryphrog,

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