hungryphrog

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no thoughts, only froggo

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hungryphrog,

Austrian!

hungryphrog, (edited )

Well, waking up next to a random waiter is better than waking up next to Hitler.

hungryphrog,

Isn’t God supposed to be all-powerful and omnipotent?

hungryphrog,

What happened to my stupid?

hungryphrog,

Wharrgarbl

hungryphrog,

We shoud just send Muskrat to Mars and then have the spaceship run out of fuel or something.

hungryphrog,

Quilbert

hungryphrog,

It’s so fucking annoying how I can’t turn grammar check off in google docs on my phone. I’m not sure how bad grammar check is if you write in English, but in Finnish it’s such a clusterfuck because it always tries to ‘correct’ compound words and doesn’t understand declension.

hungryphrog,

fuck pants

hungryphrog,

Dammit, who stole their shirts? Those hunks will catch a cold!

hungryphrog,

My dude your where’s shirt?

hungryphrog,

JESUS DIDN’T SAY THAT I HOPE YOU GET CANCER

hungryphrog,

What’s so special about cheesemakers?

hungryphrog,

You never existed.

hungryphrog,

I don’t have a dick so I don’t have any personal experience on this, but do people actually do that? I don’t want to chat with randos if we’re not at a party or something, much less when I’m pissing.

hungryphrog,

I mean, pissing is a private event for a lot of people.

hungryphrog,

yikes

hungryphrog,

Yay, another conflict!

hungryphrog,

We should choose political leaders by throwing them in a lake with an alligator that has a knife in its head in it instead of elections. The first candidate who retrieves the knife and survives is the winner.

hungryphrog,

Who the hell puts ketchup in rice??

hungryphrog,

Children are just stunted Hamas fighters.

hungryphrog,

At least that looks edible.

hungryphrog,

The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.

hungryphrog,

I think that she feeds her “man” the same way penguins feed their chicks.

hungryphrog,

I don’t see any food in this picture.

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