hungryphrog

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no thoughts, only froggo

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hungryphrog,

Alright, that’s no more Lemmy for me today.

hungryphrog,

Finn here, we still have a ton of those stupid benches with a railing in the middle.

hungryphrog,

Your chances of getting killed by a koala are low but never zero.

hungryphrog,

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I always shit
On company time

hungryphrog,

If you know what their interests and hobbies are at the moment, then get equipment and other stuff related to those. Books and craft supplies are often good ideas. A giftcard to a store they often visit is always nice. A nice mug is a good gift for many people, because it’s useful and beautiful. For kids, you can ask them what’s their favorite animal, and then get them a plushie of that animal. They’ll probably love it. Getting them a trendy toy (such as a Squishmallow rn) can also be good. If you still have no idea what someone wants, then you can get them a nice card with some cash and maybe some candy.

hungryphrog,

Well, can I download a bicycle then?

hungryphrog,

Bend the knee to cats, the only true masters of humanity! (and also download a fucking car)

hungryphrog,

I would be totally okay with seeing a painting of breastfeeding in the workplace. There is nothing sexual about it.

hungryphrog,

You don’t have any extra dicks lying around?

hungryphrog,

Life imitates art. He died, they put his head in a jar and then just kept going.

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