hungryphrog

@hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone

no thoughts, only froggo

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hungryphrog,

Finn here, we still have a ton of those stupid benches with a railing in the middle.

hungryphrog,

Life imitates art. He died, they put his head in a jar and then just kept going.

hungryphrog,

Probably Sealand.

hungryphrog,

That’s not a micronation.

hungryphrog,

I would be totally okay with seeing a painting of breastfeeding in the workplace. There is nothing sexual about it.

hungryphrog,

You don’t have any extra dicks lying around?

hungryphrog,

If you know what their interests and hobbies are at the moment, then get equipment and other stuff related to those. Books and craft supplies are often good ideas. A giftcard to a store they often visit is always nice. A nice mug is a good gift for many people, because it’s useful and beautiful. For kids, you can ask them what’s their favorite animal, and then get them a plushie of that animal. They’ll probably love it. Getting them a trendy toy (such as a Squishmallow rn) can also be good. If you still have no idea what someone wants, then you can get them a nice card with some cash and maybe some candy.

hungryphrog,

What did you say?

hungryphrog,

Ribbit ribbit𓆏

hungryphrog,

This isn’t a toad, it’s a rain frog.

hungryphrog,

I think I just lost some braincells.

hungryphrog,

What about YY/DD/MM?

hungryphrog,

pleasebefahrenheitpleasebefahrenheitpleasebefahrenheit

hungryphrog,

lemmy.world/post/8869298

hungryphrog,

skill issue

hungryphrog,

I have lately been pretty convinced that 70% of pickup drivers don’t actually need a truck but instead use it to compensate their insecurity about their small dicks and their fragile masculinity.

hungryphrog,

Alright, that’s no more Lemmy for me today.

hungryphrog,

No.

hungryphrog,

Very crunchy white chocolate.

hungryphrog,

Don’t you find it funny that no one ever claims that buildings built by white peolle were built by aliens?

hungryphrog,

Your chances of getting killed by a koala are low but never zero.

hungryphrog,

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I always shit
On company time

hungryphrog,

One of my rather weird fears is that someday (when I will finally stop being single), I will sext with my partner and then accidentally send a nude to the wrong number.

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