idunnololz

idunnololz, 6 months ago

Owner is playing 5d chess because that’s what they wanted.

idunnololz, 6 months ago

Oh sht. The cops were the good guys all along. They’re angels sent by God to take us all to heaven 🙏🙏🙏

/s (I’m going to vomit from having to type that)

idunnololz, 6 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f869e040-a2ad-4119-82ec-6df895ab90d1.webm

idunnololz, 6 months ago

Free blowjob

idunnololz, 6 months ago

Like a beyblade

idunnololz, 6 months ago (edited 4 months ago)

One year I said fk it and decided to binge detective Conan (all episodes up released at that point). No it wasn’t worth it. Don’t do it.

idunnololz, 6 months ago (edited 5 months ago)

Disclaimer: not financial advice, also the stuff mentioned here is specific to a certain country and to my mom’s situation.

I’ll share a slightly uplifting story I guess? My mom has asked me for advice after she asked me what I was doing with my money and found out I was doing well with it. It wasn’t unsolicited advice so that probably helps. I don’t have some crazy life hack or some crypto scheme. I just presented her the facts that stock market indexes (NASDAQ specifically) tend to avg around 10% YoY and it’s an ok investment if you don’t need the money for the next 5 to 10 years at least. I also disclosed risks and suggested bonds if it’s too risky or at least open a high interest savings account with an insured bank (FDIC or CDIC).

I helped her set up a bank account with a bank that offered competitive high interest savings account and she agreed to the risk so we dumped the rest of her extra money into index funds. She’s up 20% since she started so she’s happy.

idunnololz, 6 months ago (edited 5 months ago)

Lmao. Yeah you have to be careful to make sure they understand the risks. They need to understand 10% average YoY is not the same as 10% every year. I’ve no background in finance so I don’t know if I know enough to make sure I gave her the best advice but it was based on my understanding and prior experience.

Also, I think a friend of hers was trying to get her to sell covered calls. While well intentioned and technically low risk, it’s complex. If you screw anything up setting up the covered calls it can end disastrous. Also it will complicate your taxes.

idunnololz, 6 months ago

But I arrived at my destination on time. 5/5*

idunnololz, 6 months ago

I think this meme would be funnier if the first two lines were swapped.

idunnololz, 6 months ago

Bring back “Look around you”

idunnololz, 6 months ago

How aboot no.

idunnololz, 6 months ago

Wtf

idunnololz, 6 months ago

Feet fetishists are out of control.

idunnololz, 6 months ago

It’s also about the inconvenience of having to obtain another quarter.

idunnololz, 6 months ago

youtu.be/bXEddCLW3SM?si=VTGjhdPdFUVENqAJ

idunnololz, 6 months ago

How do I make sure the toad I have is a Christmas toad and not say a Halloween toad?

idunnololz, 6 months ago

I thought the title said everything happened for a raccoon. I was very disappointed when I read the meme.

idunnololz, 6 months ago

Egg

idunnololz, 6 months ago

Wait this is me.

idunnololz, 6 months ago

I mean his hand isn’t in his pants so that’s definitely not me.

idunnololz, 6 months ago

XiJinPing when he hacks into my account.

idunnololz, 6 months ago

You drink coffee because you feel tired without it.

I drink coffee because I love the taste.

We are not the same.

idunnololz, 6 months ago

Really shitty lawnmower though. You’ll get super uneven lawns where parts are balding while other parts are completely untouched.

idunnololz, 6 months ago

I tried to teach myself piano. I actually enjoyed it when I was learning it, however I was really enjoying the progress I was making and less about the music I was playing. I wonder though if you get really good with music, you can probably learn and play new pieces much more quickly so maybe the magic won’t fade as quickly.