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intensely_human,

Hey ChatGPT, figure out a way to teleport me anywhere in the universe thx

intensely_human,

Or even better: a slap bracelet in the shape of a phone

intensely_human,

(Just plug it in to recharge it)

intensely_human,

“uphill both ways” is a lot funnier if you interpret it as being really blasted

intensely_human,

You should study cognitive surplus. What you’re dealing with is a daily workload that has more decisions in it than your brain can handle and still have energy left over.

intensely_human,

INFO: did you tell them no in a polite way or were you shitty about it?

intensely_human,

Three redditors walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says “what is this, a joke?”

intensely_human,

CBD is anti-inflammatory.

Sometimes anxiety is a result of inflammation. Sometimes it’s not.

intensely_human,

Hey I’ve got a question for you: what’s brown and sticky?

intensely_human,

7/10. Good form, but that wet side makes me worry it could be weakened by rot.

With evidence of a successful truck smack test, I’d be open to raising my rating.

intensely_human,

What if they were crazy hungry only for the acutely inflamed flesh around an injured ligament?

spraaaains

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Impossible

@memes
h/t to @StefanThinks

intensely_human,

See? You just totally abdicated any responsibility to allow others to speak. Why would you be so concerned with making sure it’s only government which has that responsibility, if you didn’t hate free speech?

intensely_human,

I read the chain of tweets. I must have missed the “Hitler was right” comment?

intensely_human,

Altair-4

intensely_human,

I’d pick invisibility if it came with some mechanism to keep people from running into me.

I attract way too much attention in public and I’d like to be able to go out and walk around without all the attention.

intensely_human,

I spend like 99% of my time alone and I feel like draw attention everywhere I go.

intensely_human,

It was my understanding that light does not experience time.

And yes it does experience time from our dimension because the speed of light is finite, making the lifetime of a photon as observed from a different frame of reference, non-zero.

intensely_human,

Lucky

intensely_human,

Are you referring to dark matter? What kind of invisibility is grounded in physics?

It would require matter (including the inter-particle interactions) involving no absorption or emission of photons.

According to some models, subatomic particles exert action at a distance by exchanging photons.

This is what bothered me about the notion of a “black domain” in the Three Body series

intensely_human,

Yeah but then the wall is fucked up.

intensely_human,

I’d just steal the regular cash

intensely_human,

You could also surf all day without getting sunburnt.

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