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It raises an interesting question: which is the actual coolest European country? I feel like Italy would have a pretty strong argument.

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Why so glum, sugar plum?

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Gotcha. Well, turn that frown upside down!

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This is what I do. I have a massive old-school hard drive and I use it for things like Rimworld or various indie games. It's honestly manageable for some more-demanding stuff, but if I try to run anything intensive, I might as well not play it, at all. The old-school drive is great for anything Steamdeck level or below, basically.

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I'm self-hosting the entire internet. I hope you guys are enjoying yourselves.

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That's super cool. I bookmarked it. Thanks!

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Uranus lookin' mighty fine.

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Was just realizing this morning that my ex-wife was clearly trying to signal interest in a threesome with another woman.

Thanks for this and fuck my life.

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Yeah, for sure. It was complicated. We are (friendly) exes for a reason. Nonetheless, it seems pretty clear in hindsight that I might've had a threesome with two Ukrainian women on several occasions had I not been so special and unaware and...it's just really hard, y'know? It's just really hard.

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She was probably just being nice.

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"Ahem, unlike those other normie assholes, I moderate my alcohol intake, thank you. (That'll impress her...)"

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"Alright, let's do it!"

"Not, like, for REAL. It was a figure of speech. Jesus, creep."

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Whaaaaat.

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Proportionally speaking, I suspect Shrek's doing alright.

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No, but seriously, if we're doing that, please consider having the tossed salad for dinner.

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But I didn't bookmark them, so where do we go from here? The judgy tone isn't helping.

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I suspect the doll with hearing loss knows sign language.

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Please answer soon. I'm about to go to the dispensary and would prefer not to wear pants, if it's an option...

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They're bringing back Sliders!?

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Dude. People. Listen to me:

That whole album was GREAT, beginning to end. It's seriously so good. People slept on it and only ever heard Story of A Girl. Go listen to the first song and see if it isn't great or the third song (If I Am). It's all so catchy, tight, and optimistic/refreshing. Great harmonies. I never get a chance to talk about it, so thank you for coming to my lecture.

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Oh dear. Thank you?

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That's how my grandpappy went.

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Not my poop.

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Yeah, OP, you should definitely offer marriage counseling services. As a twice-divorced guy, I'd certainly sign up.

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The burden of proof is on those claiming Data has nipples. Them's the rules.

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