jayrodtheoldbod

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jayrodtheoldbod,

That’s what you get for being a queen

jayrodtheoldbod,

Gonna smoke fat doinks and make a scene at some expensive restaurants

jayrodtheoldbod,

“you couldn’t waterboard this out of me”

jayrodtheoldbod,

You just need to rebuild the stream so it’s more like a prison, job done.

jayrodtheoldbod,

And then she made a bunch of Jade eggs for your puss puss and sold them.

jayrodtheoldbod,

Hobbits walking past the hobbit hole in the pic like motherfuckin gentrification buildings brah, this rent is already too high, I gotta use my gun more

jayrodtheoldbod,

I swear they keep this character in their back pocket when no actual women have done anything to womanhate about lately. I guess Christmas has been quiet for them.

jayrodtheoldbod,

Why don’t you simply turn off the unwanted emotion??

That’s how emotions work, right? Right, that’s how they work.

jayrodtheoldbod,

Honestly, just don’t settle for the shitty router that your service came with, get that damn thing out from behind the TV or wherever it shouldn’t be, get it up close to the ceiling somehow, and you’ll probably never want to use a fishtape even if you can.

Mesh networks are probably the solution for apartment dwellers. The routers all act as one router but are separate smaller routers that talk to each other so you can put them all around the house, and you just need to plug them into power. No mods to the apartment are required, it’s all wireless. The catch is expense, but if you buy once, and cry once, then it becomes like a piece of nice furniture that moves with you.

But again, one $40 modern router that isn’t the shitty combo unit from the ISP, keep it up high and unblocked, get enough extra Cat cable to reach where you put it, and you might be happy enough with that.

Hell, get the router out from behind the TV if that’s where you put it (everyone tries putting it there to hide it) and you might get all the signal you need.

jayrodtheoldbod,

Geordi LaForge looking at the engines with disgust on his face. Bitch you live like this?

jayrodtheoldbod,

If there was just some obnoxious little T-notch I had to line up on the connector, then I would fumble with it once and after that I could probably get it done in the dark, but apparently it doesn’t matter how many times I use a USB, I’ll never learn to use it on the first try, with the lights on and a flashlight pointed at the situation.

I like that getting it wrong and forcing it also destroys the port, so if it’s a crucial connection, and you’re in a hurry in poor light it’s a great way to kill the whole show trying to insist on that USB going in first try.

Great design, Crowley, you really are a professional. I think it’s better than that awful motorway, this one has touched the world, I can see why that angel loves you so much, what an artist.

Sorry wrong fandom

jayrodtheoldbod,

That guy’s red jacket was truly something.

jayrodtheoldbod,

My personal theory which is not proven is they’re lactose intolerant but they don’t know it. They think Taco Bell is the problem.

jayrodtheoldbod,

God he was bad at being inconspicuous. Too king to grey man properly or something.

jayrodtheoldbod,

I was like f yeah let these glasses turn into superpowers but then yeah, it’s not even a contest. 1 hr and fully rested is OP, you have to keep it quiet though, don’t let your employer know, or anyone else, or the things become mandatory.

jayrodtheoldbod,

Doctor Snag down there trying to hide from the police after the college students made a game out of mixing him 1:1 with whiskey and making pledges drink until they fall over.

If that’s real, and not AI, that wins. Store brand of the year.

jayrodtheoldbod,

I really don’t want to make a thing of it, but it’s nice to hear the original voice acting. I kinda want to hear that Japanese voice actress who’s probably famous for all sorts of roles, it seems unfair to consume everyone else’s work but not hers, so I want to pick up the OG vibe from the dubbed anime if I can. I bet undubbed Cowboy Bebop is good stuff, I should find that and watch it.

It can get crazy though. US DBZ gives fairly masculine voices to all male characters who are not obviously children, even if most of them sound like young men and aren’t all that bassy, save, of course, Piccolo and Vegeta. Vegeta always sounds like he’s trying to put some bass in his voice, but he’s all nasal. Still. Man voices. Even Krillen gets a grown man voice, even if he’s reedy and is supposed to sound like a pipsqueak.

I watched 10 minutes of the show once that was in notEnglish and absolutely the fuck not. Everyone had extremely high-pitched little boy voices which was fucking weird, and I kept waiting for them to drop the gag, but no, that’s their voices for that version. Goku sounding like a chipmunk squeaker yelling in some other language. No thanks. To this day I have no idea what language that was.

So sometimes you just want subbed anime. Sometimes you want to watch Tenchi Muyo with a Ryoko who sounds right. My strong opinion is that I shouldn’t have one when it comes to subs v dubs, that’s internet clown stuff for people who think arguing is a fun sport.

jayrodtheoldbod,

Ah, the late 1900s when you could still pretend that Apple was the choice of the counterculture for no credible reason except for Apple marketing. Slacktivism, my dude. Worthless.

This meme is truly ancient. I bet those little iMacs go for a pretty penny on eBay now after everyone tossed them in the garbage circa 2003.

jayrodtheoldbod,

I kinda want to see a proper Uno tournament just to watch all the grown-ass people throw tantrums when it turns out that no, you can’t stack plus 8 on people, you are no longer abusing your little brother.

There’s way too much swagger about Uno skills out there from people who just cheat when they know they can. It was amusing 10 years ago, but now I want to watch you stomp out of the room all pissy because you “won” but that’s not what the judge said. It’s time for a new joke.

jayrodtheoldbod,

when you’re going through the checkout and the amanitas are in a hurry and you’re like uh oh and you’re right

jayrodtheoldbod,

I’ll never forget the dude who said he put that exact face on his credit card, so he’d have to stare down ol’ Ben every time he wanted to waste money on shit.

That is a face that says, “Every dollar today is worth ten in the future, sir.”

jayrodtheoldbod,

A man had to go to the trenches for that line, it is no wonder that it lives on so long.

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