jayrodtheoldbod

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jayrodtheoldbod,

He just keeps pissing on the smoking wreckage like eh, dick’s already out, job’s not done.

jayrodtheoldbod,

Why don’t you simply turn off the unwanted emotion??

That’s how emotions work, right? Right, that’s how they work.

jayrodtheoldbod,

Honestly, just don’t settle for the shitty router that your service came with, get that damn thing out from behind the TV or wherever it shouldn’t be, get it up close to the ceiling somehow, and you’ll probably never want to use a fishtape even if you can.

Mesh networks are probably the solution for apartment dwellers. The routers all act as one router but are separate smaller routers that talk to each other so you can put them all around the house, and you just need to plug them into power. No mods to the apartment are required, it’s all wireless. The catch is expense, but if you buy once, and cry once, then it becomes like a piece of nice furniture that moves with you.

But again, one $40 modern router that isn’t the shitty combo unit from the ISP, keep it up high and unblocked, get enough extra Cat cable to reach where you put it, and you might be happy enough with that.

Hell, get the router out from behind the TV if that’s where you put it (everyone tries putting it there to hide it) and you might get all the signal you need.

jayrodtheoldbod,

This is how the devil thinks that motivation works. He probably was a chef though.

jayrodtheoldbod,

They absolutely saw how the AA and C and D and even the 18650 cells that every vape shop carries meant that a single supply of batteries could power any device you need them to and said absolutely the fuck not.

Never mind the terror that the CEO must feel as he contemplates tools that plug into any wall socket and need no batteries, ever.

Considering the market for the batteries, handy people with power tools, it’s kind of a shock that we’ve gone down without much fight. No, we won’t make some sort of viral battery carrier that you can 3D print at home, load up with 18650s, and use with an adapter for any tool. Yeah, we’ll just go ahead and buy DeWalt everything now that we bought that one battery pack for $75. Darn, if only I had the kind of tools that were good for grinding off little plastic nubs and shit that gets in the way. Oh well, time for my daily beating, it is what it is.

jayrodtheoldbod,

Not proper croissant dough, this comes in a can and would make a French baker angry. So it’s real easy to wrap the weenies in.

Don’t forget about those little weenies that come in a can, sometimes we wrap those in shame dough too.

jayrodtheoldbod,

fuck sake i had to check the comments to see a hot dog, like some sort of topology joke

jayrodtheoldbod,

The first thing that jumped into my head was that meme about American couples where the couple is always Nice, Decently Attractive Woman Plus The Most Racist Man Alive. It’s the same dynamic.

If the Slavic women aren’t drinking, thus making them all on average prettier than the men because drink makes you ugly, then I fear for what they are actually doing instead. Probably cocaine.

jayrodtheoldbod,

He just kills Tom Bombadil and then throws the rifle away, doesn’t like the smell.

jayrodtheoldbod,

You just need to rebuild the stream so it’s more like a prison, job done.

jayrodtheoldbod,

I swear they keep this character in their back pocket when no actual women have done anything to womanhate about lately. I guess Christmas has been quiet for them.

jayrodtheoldbod,

Geordi LaForge looking at the engines with disgust on his face. Bitch you live like this?

jayrodtheoldbod,

direct action

jayrodtheoldbod,

And then she made a bunch of Jade eggs for your puss puss and sold them.

jayrodtheoldbod,

Hobbits walking past the hobbit hole in the pic like motherfuckin gentrification buildings brah, this rent is already too high, I gotta use my gun more

jayrodtheoldbod,

If there was just some obnoxious little T-notch I had to line up on the connector, then I would fumble with it once and after that I could probably get it done in the dark, but apparently it doesn’t matter how many times I use a USB, I’ll never learn to use it on the first try, with the lights on and a flashlight pointed at the situation.

I like that getting it wrong and forcing it also destroys the port, so if it’s a crucial connection, and you’re in a hurry in poor light it’s a great way to kill the whole show trying to insist on that USB going in first try.

Great design, Crowley, you really are a professional. I think it’s better than that awful motorway, this one has touched the world, I can see why that angel loves you so much, what an artist.

Sorry wrong fandom

jayrodtheoldbod,

Please tell me you made it talk to a bot.

jayrodtheoldbod,

Oh so sorry we misplaced your paperwork very badly for you Mr Navalny, I cannot say that we have a death certificate for you but I’m sure we could find one if necessary.

jayrodtheoldbod,

Gonna smoke fat doinks and make a scene at some expensive restaurants

jayrodtheoldbod,

I was just gonna get incoherent and then ignore responses to my post

jayrodtheoldbod,

“you couldn’t waterboard this out of me”

jayrodtheoldbod,

That guy’s red jacket was truly something.

jayrodtheoldbod,

That’s what you get for being a queen

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