jayrodtheoldbod

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jayrodtheoldbod,

It’s like some kind of fucked up art

jayrodtheoldbod,

I’ll never forget the dude who said he put that exact face on his credit card, so he’d have to stare down ol’ Ben every time he wanted to waste money on shit.

That is a face that says, “Every dollar today is worth ten in the future, sir.”

jayrodtheoldbod,

“Gettin shitty”, my buddy’s personal phrase for getting drunk, probably hoisted from his dad.

jayrodtheoldbod,

I really don’t want to make a thing of it, but it’s nice to hear the original voice acting. I kinda want to hear that Japanese voice actress who’s probably famous for all sorts of roles, it seems unfair to consume everyone else’s work but not hers, so I want to pick up the OG vibe from the dubbed anime if I can. I bet undubbed Cowboy Bebop is good stuff, I should find that and watch it.

It can get crazy though. US DBZ gives fairly masculine voices to all male characters who are not obviously children, even if most of them sound like young men and aren’t all that bassy, save, of course, Piccolo and Vegeta. Vegeta always sounds like he’s trying to put some bass in his voice, but he’s all nasal. Still. Man voices. Even Krillen gets a grown man voice, even if he’s reedy and is supposed to sound like a pipsqueak.

I watched 10 minutes of the show once that was in notEnglish and absolutely the fuck not. Everyone had extremely high-pitched little boy voices which was fucking weird, and I kept waiting for them to drop the gag, but no, that’s their voices for that version. Goku sounding like a chipmunk squeaker yelling in some other language. No thanks. To this day I have no idea what language that was.

So sometimes you just want subbed anime. Sometimes you want to watch Tenchi Muyo with a Ryoko who sounds right. My strong opinion is that I shouldn’t have one when it comes to subs v dubs, that’s internet clown stuff for people who think arguing is a fun sport.

jayrodtheoldbod,

Is that the Tree of Life on a pushup board?

jayrodtheoldbod,

We call him Deez

jayrodtheoldbod,

Ah, the late 1900s when you could still pretend that Apple was the choice of the counterculture for no credible reason except for Apple marketing. Slacktivism, my dude. Worthless.

This meme is truly ancient. I bet those little iMacs go for a pretty penny on eBay now after everyone tossed them in the garbage circa 2003.

jayrodtheoldbod,

Oh man I completely forgot about stupid Christmas ornaments.

I’m like what manner of skibidi toilet-ass Gen Alpha bullshit? Me picturing 12-year-olds wearing these around their necks like rapper chains for some reason I’m too ancient to fathom. Once again, I stand here caught off guard by some huge trend, as I melt slowly back into the earth to die unsung.

Nah. Just lame super-corporate attempts at a Christmas cash grab. Let’s hang this garbage from some pegs and see if it sells before we chuck it into the dumpster on January 1st. It’s not even going on clearance, it’s going straight in the trash.

Same shit, different day. Behold, the bedrock of your economy, naked before you. I am relieved. The grave has not taken me, not yet.

Anyway, carry on then.

jayrodtheoldbod,

Oh boy, forbidden lore, I bet he siphons all the gas out of your truck and looks like if Bigfoot was crackhead skinny

jayrodtheoldbod,

A man had to go to the trenches for that line, it is no wonder that it lives on so long.

jayrodtheoldbod,

I was like f yeah let these glasses turn into superpowers but then yeah, it’s not even a contest. 1 hr and fully rested is OP, you have to keep it quiet though, don’t let your employer know, or anyone else, or the things become mandatory.

jayrodtheoldbod,

My personal theory which is not proven is they’re lactose intolerant but they don’t know it. They think Taco Bell is the problem.

jayrodtheoldbod,

Doctor Snag down there trying to hide from the police after the college students made a game out of mixing him 1:1 with whiskey and making pledges drink until they fall over.

If that’s real, and not AI, that wins. Store brand of the year.

jayrodtheoldbod,

I think you’re expecting some women to show up and argue with you like this is drive time FM radio with Wacky Bob the DJ but all you’re going to get is dudes trying to act like they won because they get mad at the word hygiene and piss on the seat when they leave just to spite you.

Yes, when they leave. They won’t put the lid down without a gun to their heads, but they’ll hold one last bit of tinkle just for you.

This joke needs a more appropriate venue, is what I’m saying . Nobody here actually cares about the subject.

jayrodtheoldbod,

Oh dear I seem to have missed a very important meme.

jayrodtheoldbod,

I kinda want to see a proper Uno tournament just to watch all the grown-ass people throw tantrums when it turns out that no, you can’t stack plus 8 on people, you are no longer abusing your little brother.

There’s way too much swagger about Uno skills out there from people who just cheat when they know they can. It was amusing 10 years ago, but now I want to watch you stomp out of the room all pissy because you “won” but that’s not what the judge said. It’s time for a new joke.

jayrodtheoldbod,

These personal urinals are great for when you have a big family and only one bathroom but you should really have a lid on it to contain the pee until it can be dumped in the toilet.

jayrodtheoldbod,

Uh oh how was I to know that Thor High Heels was a minority opinion he said ironically

jayrodtheoldbod,

God he was bad at being inconspicuous. Too king to grey man properly or something.

jayrodtheoldbod,

the fuck is wrong with that guy’s eyes he looks like he’s been stung by all the bees

jayrodtheoldbod,

Straight to management with you.

jayrodtheoldbod,

when you’re going through the checkout and the amanitas are in a hurry and you’re like uh oh and you’re right

jayrodtheoldbod,

“When her IQ reaches 50 she should sell” is probably the wittiest one.

I’m going to assume that none of these teachers are real, some corndog just pulled this thing out of the fucked up meme engine that makes facebook suck so bad. Some schmuck who writes jokes for morning FM drive time radio probably sat down with a pencil and wrote these.

If it gets any worse it’s going to say “REAL FRIENDS STAY” in shitty cursive on a purple background and that’s it, that’s the whole meme, because facebook.

I wonder how close to the bottom of that drain we are now.

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