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jballs, to memes in I can taste time
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Exactly. It’s gotta be a variant of “these edibles ain’t shit” or “these edibles are weak as fuck”. Then you have to stand up 30 minutes later and BAM!

jballs, to memes in I've unfortunately made this mistake at Costco of all places.
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You can’t make those marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark

jballs, to memes in Like finding gold during your work day.
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I just found out that Buckethead has released something like 90 albums this year. The dude is absolutely a machine.

Edit: Looks like it’s actually 99. The crazy bastard released 9 albums in the time it took me to write my comment!

jballs, to memes in Time for the ship to sail
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Do you need a VPN just to watch? I always use a VPN if I’m seeding torrents from my PC, but don’t really want to connect my TV to a VPN.

jballs, to memes in Like finding gold during your work day.
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I’m going to give it a listen

jballs, to memes in Like finding gold during your work day.
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The 99 I mentioned were just FROM THIS YEAR! Dude is absolutely insane!

jballs, to comicstrips in Calvin and Hobbes - 1 November 1986
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Damn, didn’t know Christmas has been creeping into November going back almost 40 years! I thought it was more recent.

jballs, to memes in Do yourself a favor
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A duck’s quack does not echo. A duck weighs the same as a witch.

jballs, to comicstrips in "Could've Done Better" by Poorly Drawn Lines
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Many years from now you’ll be on your deathbed, surrounded by loved ones. Before slipping away peacefully, you will share with them your only regret in life… not eating more pizza.

jballs, to memes in ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
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It’s a reference to this Onion article that gets updated with a new date and location every time this happens.

The Onion didn’t get theirs listed until 8 hours after OP though, which is why I’m assuming they just didn’t link the article.

jballs, to comicstrips in China shop 2024
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I can’t remember which Republican senator - the old turtle or the closeted bottom - that said something like “if we elect Trump we will be destroyed”.

jballs, (edited ) to memes in Found the first one
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I don’t know if this is a genuine photo or a recreation. Having a mouse back then would have been pretty extravagant.

Edit: Never mind, the Macintosh 128K came with a mouse in 1984

jballs, (edited ) to mildlyinteresting in "Do you live in the Midwest?" by self-report
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Yeah, living in Colorado has always been weird hearing that we’re “the west”. We’re about as middle of the country as you can get. 3 states to our west to get to the Pacific, 4 states to the east to get to the Atlantic.

Edit: lol at people downvoting geography

jballs, to memes in ain't got no rizz
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Same. I can’t stop. Pls help.

jballs, to memes in those ppl...
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My favorite thing about Lemmy is that you can comment on an article that’s several hours old and get responses. Reddit was so big that if you didn’t comment on major articles within a couple minutes of being posted, your comment would get buried under a thousand other comments and would never be seen. Commenting became a game of which top level comment you could possibly sneak your comment as a response to, even if it wasn’t really a “response” to what the person had said, just to get your comment seen and have a chance at sparking a discussion.

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