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jballs, to programmer_humor in It's that time of the year again!
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I’ll be damned if that’s not the most relevant xkcd that I’ve ever seen.

jballs, to memes in It do be like that
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Alright alright alright

jballs, to comicstrips in "Future" by Safely Endangered
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I remember Conan O’Brian doing a joke about this. He said something like “Many people reported having explosive diarrhea after eating an entire family sized bag of Doritos with Olestra. Oddly enough, those eating a family sized bag of regular Doritos without Olestra… also experienced explosive diarrhea.”

He said it funnier, but that was the gist of it.

jballs, to memes in Surprised Pikachu
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I feel like there’s a curve of where this could work. For the extremely technically illiterate or technically literate, you’d be ok. But for the middle chunk of the population, it’d be more confusing than it’s worth.

jballs, to lemmyshitpost in No soap. It makes the children too slippery.
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Ooooff that humor was a bit dark for me to see first thing in the morning.

jballs, to lemmyshitpost in Facing life's most difficult battles
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I’m more asking about how it is sleeping with the mask on your face with a hose.

jballs, to lemmyshitpost in What happens now?
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Time to become a Sixer

jballs, to programmer_humor in It's that time of the year again!
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He knows you’re not in the sudoers file

So he’ll report your ass again

jballs, to lemmyshitpost in Glad it's almost over
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I hear you can save a lot of time by writing Lemmy comments while masturbating.

jballs, to memes in $1 grilled cheese
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Beautifully written. This brought tears to my eyes and now my grilled cheese is soggy.

jballs, to memes in Deep
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¿Porque no los dos?

jballs, to memes in Why? Are we not doing enough?
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I will be posting 1 upvote (mine) and 0 comment posts until I die instead of choosing to be productive.

jballs, to memes in Like finding gold during your work day.
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The 99 I mentioned were just FROM THIS YEAR! Dude is absolutely insane!

jballs, to memes in ain't got no rizz
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Same. I can’t stop. Pls help.

jballs, to asklemmy in How often do you brush your teeth?
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Same, but I’ve combined my teeth brushing with showering. It gives you a nice excuse to zone out in the shower for just a bit longer.

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