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jballs, to memes in fr fr ong
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Yeah that’s all rizzed up

jballs, to memes in fr fr ong
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I started saying cool beans ironically years ago and now can’t stop!

jballs, to memes in fr fr ong
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Replace “cap” with “shit” and it means the same thing.

jballs, to memes in fr fr ong
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No cap?

jballs, to lemmyshitpost in The battle for love
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This proves to be problematic to the man in orange.

Lmao that’s the understatement of the year

jballs, to comicstrips in It's a giant ego booster
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I think women know about shrinkage…

jballs, to asklemmy in What are some of your cheap eats hacks?
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Haha my buddy used to do the exact opposite. He would go into Chipotle and ask for a bowl of nothing but chicken. Then he would go home and add it to salads, rice bowls, whatever for the rest of the week.

jballs, to asklemmy in What are some of your cheap eats hacks?
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As weird as it sounds, paying for a meal delivery service has really cut down our cost for food. We used to be poor planners, so would just go to the store and buy staples without having actual meals planned out in advance. More often than not, nothing really looked good or we wouldn’t have all the ingredients to make a meal, so we’d order out.

For the price of ordering out once a week, we now have ingredients for 3 or 4 meals delivered to the house every week. Then it takes the guess work out of planning, because it narrows down our options to what we had delivered.

Sure, it’s more expensive than doing the planning ourselves and going to the store to buy the ingredients. But it sure does save us a lot of money overall, since we now eat out less than once a week, instead of multiple times per week.

jballs, to asklemmy in What are some small things we should change about the human body?
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Got a feeling this would lead to 16 hour work days. And fuuuuuuuck that.

jballs, to lemmyshitpost in Facing life's most difficult battles
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I’m more asking about how it is sleeping with the mask on your face with a hose.

jballs, to lemmyshitpost in Facing life's most difficult battles
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How is it sleeping with a CPAP? It looks wildly uncomfortable to me. But I suppose it beats suffocating in my sleep…

jballs, to asklemmy in What is a nifty little feature modern gadgets have lost?
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Not sure if an automatic transmission qualifies as a modern gadget, but I remember push starting my car back in the day when the battery died.

jballs, (edited ) to asklemmy in What is a nifty little feature modern gadgets have lost?
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I think this is why AskReddit made their posts title only, with no pictures or texts. OP’s question was about gadgets, but then they included a picture of a smartphone and used the text to mention smartphones. It then brainwashed everyone else to misread the question.

jballs, (edited ) to memes in Here's a phone, call somebody who cares
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I’m not British, so I don’t know the history of this. The article I took my info specifically said:

Until 2003, you could call directory enquiries (to find out the phone number of someone if you knew their name and address) by dialing 192. That system was privatized, and you had to dial 118 NNN, where the NNN was the number assigned to a commercial service provider, the most famous of which became 118 118.

So the joke in the show was basically, “what if we did to emergency services what we did to directory enquiries”.

jballs, (edited ) to memes in Here's a phone, call somebody who cares
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For anyone else who was out of the loop, this is a joke from the IT Crowd when (in the show) England was changing their emergency services numbers:

From today, dialing 999 won’t get you the emergency services. And that’s not the only thing that’s changing. Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better-looking drivers mean they’re not just the emergency services — they’re your emergency services. So, remember the new number: 0118 999 881 999 119 725… 3.

Edit: Edited for clarification that this was a joke in the show and England did not change their emergency services number IRL.

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