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jballs, to science_memes in the fuckgraph
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It’s like the Where’s Waldo of gay sex.

jballs, to star_wars in I like Star Wars
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That just reminded me that I’ve been putting off watching Asoka. I’ll have to check it out.

jballs, to memes in Outlaw County Wooo
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Honestly, they’re worth going back and watching all of them from episode 1. He’s got a lot of jokes that he builds up across episodes.

jballs, to memes in Outlaw County Wooo
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Pat Finnerty on YouTube does a great series called What Makes This Song Stink. It’s definitely not for everyone, as he doesn’t give a shit about YouTube algorithms and keeping videos to an ideal length. But has a recent hour long video on Jason Aldean’s Try That in a Small Town. The video (Pat Finnerty’s not Jason Aldean’s) is phenomenal.

jballs, to memes in He'll be the death of us all.
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Unfortunately, I think you’re probably right. We keep seeing it over and over again. The judicial system continues to move slowly with as many delays and roadblocks as possible. When judgements are made, they are stayed during an appeal so they have no teeth. The farce of the Supreme Court will never let anything bad happen to their dear leader. They will delay, delay, delay until Trump is either reelected - in which case he’ll pardon himself. Or until a new president is elected in 2028. If it’s a Republican, they’ll pardon Trump on day 1. If it’s a Democrat, the Republicans in Congress will find some way to force a presidential pardon in order to keep the government funded or some other bullshit.

I think there’s a 0% chance Trump ever sees a single day in prison. Even if none of what I said above happens, he’d get a slap on the wrist at worst. I would LOVE to be proven wrong. But I’m not holding my breath.

jballs, to memes in We did it?
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The problem is Trump is both the cause and the symptom of a very broken Republican party. He definitely brings out the worst in his supporters, but they also bring out the worst in him. You saw when he tried to encourage vaccines and his supporters turned on him instantly, so he had to quickly back track.

I think, like you said, the only way he can attempt to steer the MAGA-ship at this point is to offer solutions that blatantly look like he’s doing it to own the libs. He can’t say “get the vaccine because it’ll prevent you from dying.” He’d have to say, “Biden is trying to take away the beautiful vaccine I created. He wants to give it to illegal immigrants instead of hard working people like you! The deep state is trying to trick you to believe that the vaccine is poison so they can give it to their pedophile leaders so they can be safe, while you good, Christian patriots are dying.”

Even then, I doubt it would work.

jballs, to memes in Just 1 more year for me
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That’s what makes adulting so hard!! It wouldn’t be bad if it was a day or two every once in a while. But it’s every day!

jballs, to memes in Just 1 more year for me
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Every day it becomes more clear to me that humans evolved to survive to an age where we can have kids, raise them past infancy, and that’s it. Any time you get after that is basically a crime against nature.

jballs, to memes in Just sayin
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Jesus Christ why doesn’t he have skin? Also, at least the hand is right!

jballs, to memes in shocked, I say
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Well that was certainly horrifyingly accurate.

jballs, to lemmyshitpost in No soap. It makes the children too slippery.
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Ooooff that humor was a bit dark for me to see first thing in the morning.

jballs, to asklemmy in What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?
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I honestly don’t think little kids understand what people mean when they say “be careful”. When my kids were younger, I’d say something like “be careful the sidewalk is icy!” and they’d just run full speed and slip on the ice.

I think kids just think “be careful” is just something nice you say like “good luck”.

jballs, to memes in poor Dean
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One of my neighbors named their daughter “Stormy” after Odd Thomas’s >!dead!< girlfriend. When I asked him if he and his wife were big fans of the books, he said that they’d never read the books before. But they’d seen the movie.

He told me this several years ago and it still annoys me to this day.

jballs, to memes in Wrong explanations only
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Sign me up. That sounds fucking awesome!

jballs, to memes in fr fr ong
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Straight bussin that bussy, amirite?

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