jopepa

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jopepa, (edited )

I’m in sales myself and have always admired people that can close with such young markets. Your TEDx “Never Speak First” on power dynamic sales with preverbal toddlers was riveting, what other tricks have you learned to adapt with new generations?

jopepa,

Plus, it’s more mysterious and potentially surprising.

jopepa,

Then it’s just gross any way you’d flip the lid.

jopepa,

Most people just refuse to bring their work home. Every bartender I know prefers rubbing alcohol over the fancy stuff.

jopepa,

The 6th mother sauce, sugary milk

jopepa,

That’s what I thought at first too but there were no knots, bait, or hooks. Just a tangled messy of fishing line. When it all went silent and I could see that seagull swaying upside down it felt like something out of True Detective.

jopepa,

Tactical meat shield

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Poteighto head

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Alexander wept for there were no more obscure animes to binge.

jopepa,

Experts in shitposting seem to understand everything so you’re getting there

jopepa, (edited )

Whiskered for her pleasure.

Edit: I’m so sorry

jopepa,

These platforms were essential tools for free thinking and organizing that’s a threat to the people on top of the heap. I think “maybe” is an understatement.

Inside of a year the front page of the internet became a mailer coupon book, and the global town square had a cybertruck drive through the crowd. The fediverse isn’t where we need it to be, yet, but it’s the only way to secure these tools from the kinds of people that want to control them.

Fuck Google, too, for good measure.

jopepa,

Fuck it let him blow all of his money on the zeitgeist machines. Meanwhile, all of you beautiful bastards will build the fediverse until it’s undeniably better in every way. These growing pains are the worst but it’s essential.

jopepa,

Just use it constantly. I prefer my targeted ads to be baseless shots in the dark.

jopepa, (edited )

Horo/scopes are such bullshit anyone could relate to all of these. Just broad strokes with charged language to make people feel known by the universe.

jopepa,

I hate to use the /s but I guess it’s necessary

jopepa,

Let’s not get lawyers involved

jopepa, (edited )

This is insane one minute we’re talking about typos then some time traveling dingus pops in says he’s the personification of “to be” doesn’t have any future Q-tips to prove their timeline and suddenly I’m on trail for what? It’s a kangaroo court.

jopepa,

“Was”

Like some far-er distant future where we have cotton swaps the size of our elbows? Be real this is sci fi not fantasy.

jopepa,

In these comments: competing camps of potential mind readers.

jopepa,

This is what motivational posters would look like in hogwarts. Hang in there muggle.

jopepa,

Is that color common? What’s it taste like?

jopepa,

Considering the seat is up I think this might be fully automatic kidney stones.

jopepa,

Once you get used to the pain and learn to control it like wolverine they’re actually pretty useful. Lights are one but you’re already sitting down with your snacks and popcorn, zip, ping, solved.

jopepa, (edited )

Brak Show was peak Adult Swim and I’ll die on this hill.

“All of the wonders of the sea

Will be served up hot for me

Baked or broiled or lightly breaded

Just the thought gets me light headed

Could there be a smarter thought

Than a bowl of tartar saAAauce?

Fish Pockets here I come!”

Love me some Xavvy too though.

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