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jordanlund,
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Having a bard in the party is like this… except there’s a dude actually playing Immigrant Song:

youtu.be/zJ9dFeZ5344

jordanlund,
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I’d have to wait 10 years to buy Apple at $0.07 per share, but I think I could collect enough money to make that into more than $10 million.

jordanlund,
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Should have been Luke, not Solo though…

rivoluzioneurbanamobilita, to fuck_cars Italian
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"Big Clearance! 12 in place of 1!"

"Grande offerta! 12 per 1!"

ENFB cyclists' union, Woerden, 1993; poster by Theo van den Boogaard

@fuck_cars

jordanlund,
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Oregonian here… biking with groceries in the rain…

jordanlund,
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Because the powers that be profit from the system as it is.

Remember Rick Scott? Former governor of Florida?

www.britannica.com/biography/Rick-Scott

jordanlund,
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2034 - Superman as seen in Action Comics #1.

jordanlund,
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I love how Wormtongue regresses to an angry 14 year old…

“Awww… I TOLD YOU to take the wizard’s STAFF! GOSH!”

Thing is though, as Gandalf the White, he likely didn’t likely NEED the staff to eject Saruman’s influence, it just made it easier.

What is your unpopular flim opinion

I’ll go first. Mine is that I can’t stand the Deadpool movies. They are self aware and self referential to an obnoxious degree. It’s like being continually reminded that I am in a movie. I swear the success of that movie has directly lead to every blockbuster having to have a joke every 30 seconds

jordanlund,
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Not controversial. You like what you like.

Now, if you had said something like “The Last Jedi is a good movie.” Well, that’s demonstrably untrue.

jordanlund,
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It LOOKS good, I’ll give you that. The salt planet with the red soil was inspired.

It’s too bad Rian Johnson didn’t get an average 5th grader to proof read the script.

For example:

Leia and Rey have this touching scene where Leia gives her this tracking gem that will let her come back to the fleet no matter where they go.

Then, in the VERY SAME SCENE, the New Order pops out of hyperspace and another character says, out loud, “they tracked us through hyperspace???!? THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!!!”

First - you literally just explained how yes, it was possible 2 sentences ago.

Second - Tracking devices have been a thing since the first Star Wars.

“TARKIN You’re sure the homing beacon is secure aboard their ship? I’m taking an awful risk, Vader. This had better work.”

jordanlund,
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91% of film critics didn’t want to be on the wrong side of a rabid fanbase. ;)

jordanlund,
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Sure, but the critics couldn’t have known that when they wrote the reviews.

jordanlund,
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That would block both of them and all future posts from them.

jordanlund,
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It’s one of those movies that will come on at 2 AM and make me go “Oh, goddamn it, I WAS going to go to sleep…”

jordanlund,
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And maybe some day it will have a stable release… today, is not that day. Tomorrow aint looking good either. :)

jordanlund,
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And still not bootable or stable 34 years later.

Gnu wouldn’t exist without Linux, not the other way around.

What is Something Scientific that you just don't believe in at all?

EDIT: Let’s cool it with the downvotes, dudes. We’re not out to cut funding to your black hole detection chamber or revoke the degrees of chiropractors just because a couple of us don’t believe in it, okay? Chill out, participate with the prompt and continue with having a nice day. I’m sure almost everybody has something...

jordanlund,
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I can explain it, it doesn’t mean I believe it. ;)

jordanlund,
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You would think, right? Try it out yourself:

mathwarehouse.com/monty-hall-simulation-online/

jordanlund,
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That’s the thing though, according to the explanation, it’s never 50/50.

If there are 3 doors, and 1 is opened, you have a 2/3rds chance in winning by picking the other door.

jordanlund,
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Everything about Homicide: Life on the Street was stellar. Then the producers went on to The Wire.

jordanlund,
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I need to re-watch part 1 then I’ll be ready…

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