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I used to sell books back in the day in a super hippie crunchy counter culture town.

One day this guy came in we lovingly described as “a little bit fried”… Heavy drug use left him just a little crispy around the edges.

But he was making an effort, he had on a suit and tie that was maybe 20 years out of date. A GoodWill find probably.

“Hey man, is there a book that can help me fix a hole in my resume?”

“Well… it kinda depends on how big a hole you’re talking about and what you were doing…”

. . .

“I TOOK TEN YEARS OFF TO FOLLOW THE DEAD!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘”

“You know, in any OTHER town that could work against you… in THIS town… you could put that ON your resume and have people go ‘DUDE! WHAT SHOWS DID YOU SEE???’”

jordanlund,
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He’s going to be surprised at just how many people are OK not owning Ubisoft games…

jordanlund,
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I still won’t buy a phone without a microSD slot.

GET OFF MY LAWN!

What's (are) the funniest/stupidest way(s) you've broken your linux setup?

Tinkering is all fun and games, until it’s 4 am, your vision is blurry, and thinking straight becomes a non-option, or perhaps you just get overly confident, type something and press enter before considering the consequences of the command you’re about to execute… And then all you have is a kernel panic and one thought...

jordanlund,
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Not me, but one I saw… dude used chmod to lock down permissions across the board… including root… including the chmod command.

“What do I do?”

🤔

“Re-install?”

jordanlund,
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"I don’t understand! This is the 5th company I’ve owned that has failed! Why can’t I find the right people?!?!?!’

jordanlund,
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One of mine figured out that rattling the window blind wakes us up.

Then she taught the kitten to do it too.

They tag team us.

jordanlund,
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2034 - Superman as seen in Action Comics #1.

jordanlund,
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Because men are told that talking about things like that makes them creeps.

jordanlund,
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Useless. It separates the content from OP so they never see replies. Worse than spam, spam at least has a point to it.

jordanlund,
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I generally respond with “Yeah, wake me up when Gnu has it’s own bootable kernel… it’s only been 34 years…”

jordanlund,
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I think the only person offended was that one NBC executive who was buddies with noted double murderer OJ Simpson.

jordanlund,
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Well, least amount of work for him. He always brings his A-game from what I’ve seen, but a nice payday for a fraction of the number of days worked is nice!

jordanlund,
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Needs a Steam Deck owner in the corner playing games, wearing headphones, and ignoring all questions.

jordanlund,
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Looking at the modlog (which is public info, you just have to log on to the web ui and scroll down to the bottom).

3 days ago mod Banned

@Starshader from the community World News@lemmy.ml reason: Racism expires: in 27 days

jordanlund,
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Where do we get the L-shaped blankets?

jordanlund,
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Surprisingly deep for a movie based on a plastic doll. It had a lot to say, not only about Barbie, but the state of modern American men as well.

Ken doesn’t know where he fits in in the world and ends up filling that void with toxicity. It’s like they held up a mirror to the Incel universe.

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