joyjoy

@joyjoy@lemm.ee

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joyjoy,

The last time I used it, it deleted my progress in Cookie Clicker. Never again

joyjoy,

CHALLENGE PISSING

If you can piss 10 ft straight up and not get wet, you get a free car.

joyjoy,

He’s Aquaman, except he can control not just fish.

joyjoy,

The information came from the timeline that no longer has a you because you moved to a different timeline.

joyjoy,

It gets really complex when your time traveling triggers an infinite time loop that you personally never experienced.

Example: You go back in time to warn yourself about a coming war or disaster, but you get interrupted before you can finish, so your other self panics and disaster proofs everything, unwittingly preventing the disaster. When the “war or disaster” never happens, you feel silly and stressed, so you go back in time to tell yourself not to worry so much.

joyjoy,

If you got interrupted while warning about the disaster, what makes you think you wouldn’t be interrupted while saying not to worry?

joyjoy,

Human is the one word they know in Federation Standard. They go out of their way to mispronounce it.

joyjoy,

So you’re saying TNG caused the collapse of the Soviet Union?

joyjoy,

Lashes you say?

https://media4.giphy.com/media/xT0GqpwxZ8CagUaRuU/giphy.gif

joyjoy,

Good thing deleting doesn’t actually work on lemmy right now. You can always find it on another instance.

joyjoy,

I am hacker man.

joyjoy,

joyjoy, 

<span style="color:#323232;">$ uname
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Linux
</span>
joyjoy,

Why would that matter?

joyjoy,

Git and dokku

joyjoy,

People read the titles?

joyjoy, (edited )

The male urge to spontaneously learn about new subjects /s

joyjoy,

Now I gotta piss.

joyjoy,

There’s also a SNL skit about it. Their parents walk in and they are furious.

joyjoy,

They might care about birthrates.

joyjoy,

Jessie, it’s time to cook.

joyjoy,

I pull on a push door because I am the door man and the door doesn’t close by itself and I’m closing the door.

joyjoy,

Posting content complaining about about lack of new content

joyjoy,

What are you afraid of? Karma doesn’t exist.

joyjoy,

Must be a quirk of the universal translator.

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