joyjoy

@joyjoy@lemm.ee

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joyjoy,

The stripes are fake. They’re just printed on the bottle.

joyjoy,

Beans (every flavour)

joyjoy,

Floor gang!

joyjoy,

It’s not good vs evil. It’s devil you know vs devil you don’t. Except if Trump wins the primary, you probably know both devils.

joyjoy,

Hurry up and pay $3 to remove the injected ads.

joyjoy,

You measure your transfer rate in xetabits? That pretty fast.

joyjoy,

I could see this as a Robot Chicken short.

joyjoy,

Unless you work in a data center.

joyjoy,

Windows gives a permission error if you try to delete or edit a file that’s being executed. It has no complaints about moving it though.

joyjoy,

Todo:

  1. Pick up kid from soccer practice

Oops.

joyjoy,

Good thing deleting doesn’t actually work on lemmy right now. You can always find it on another instance.

joyjoy,

The information came from the timeline that no longer has a you because you moved to a different timeline.

joyjoy,

It gets really complex when your time traveling triggers an infinite time loop that you personally never experienced.

Example: You go back in time to warn yourself about a coming war or disaster, but you get interrupted before you can finish, so your other self panics and disaster proofs everything, unwittingly preventing the disaster. When the “war or disaster” never happens, you feel silly and stressed, so you go back in time to tell yourself not to worry so much.

joyjoy,

If you got interrupted while warning about the disaster, what makes you think you wouldn’t be interrupted while saying not to worry?

joyjoy,

You. The person who interrupted you was yourself.

joyjoy,

He’s Aquaman, except he can control not just fish.

joyjoy,

Human is the one word they know in Federation Standard. They go out of their way to mispronounce it.

joyjoy,

So you’re saying TNG caused the collapse of the Soviet Union?

joyjoy,

Lashes you say?

https://media4.giphy.com/media/xT0GqpwxZ8CagUaRuU/giphy.gif

joyjoy,

They asked nicely, so you can’t kill people.

joyjoy,

joyjoy,

Git and dokku

joyjoy,

People read the titles?

joyjoy,

Why would that matter?

joyjoy,

The last time I used it, it deleted my progress in Cookie Clicker. Never again

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