joyjoy

@joyjoy@lemm.ee

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joyjoy,

Karma is fake anyway.

joyjoy,

I can’t tell if this is the new “Delete System32” or not.

joyjoy,

If it makes it better, the video isn’t censored at all. Just the thumbnail is.

joyjoy,

The correct term for that is sex-averse asexual.

joyjoy,

Unless you work in a data center.

joyjoy,

Beans (every flavour)

joyjoy,

Windows gives a permission error if you try to delete or edit a file that’s being executed. It has no complaints about moving it though.

joyjoy,

Floor gang!

joyjoy,

It’s not good vs evil. It’s devil you know vs devil you don’t. Except if Trump wins the primary, you probably know both devils.

joyjoy,

He’s Aquaman, except he can control not just fish.

joyjoy,

Hurry up and pay $3 to remove the injected ads.

joyjoy,

The information came from the timeline that no longer has a you because you moved to a different timeline.

joyjoy,

It gets really complex when your time traveling triggers an infinite time loop that you personally never experienced.

Example: You go back in time to warn yourself about a coming war or disaster, but you get interrupted before you can finish, so your other self panics and disaster proofs everything, unwittingly preventing the disaster. When the “war or disaster” never happens, you feel silly and stressed, so you go back in time to tell yourself not to worry so much.

joyjoy,

If you got interrupted while warning about the disaster, what makes you think you wouldn’t be interrupted while saying not to worry?

joyjoy,

You. The person who interrupted you was yourself.

joyjoy,

Human is the one word they know in Federation Standard. They go out of their way to mispronounce it.

joyjoy,

They asked nicely, so you can’t kill people.

joyjoy,

So you’re saying TNG caused the collapse of the Soviet Union?

joyjoy,

Lashes you say?

https://media4.giphy.com/media/xT0GqpwxZ8CagUaRuU/giphy.gif

joyjoy,

Good thing deleting doesn’t actually work on lemmy right now. You can always find it on another instance.

joyjoy,

joyjoy, (edited )

The male urge to spontaneously learn about new subjects /s

joyjoy,

He is heterosexual for political reasons.

joyjoy,

I pull on a push door because I am the door man and the door doesn’t close by itself and I’m closing the door.

joyjoy,

When you, your mom, and your grandma had children at 15.

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