joyjoy

@joyjoy@lemm.ee

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joyjoy,

I am hacker man.

joyjoy,

People read the titles?

joyjoy, (edited )

It’s part of the meme. “The [gender] urge to [normal thing].” It’s satire.

joyjoy, (edited )

The male urge to spontaneously learn about new subjects /s

joyjoy,

Jessie, it’s time to cook.

joyjoy,

CHALLENGE PISSING

If you can piss 10 ft straight up and not get wet, you get a free car.

joyjoy,

I pull on a push door because I am the door man and the door doesn’t close by itself and I’m closing the door.

joyjoy,

Why would that matter?

joyjoy,

There’s also a SNL skit about it. Their parents walk in and they are furious.

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joyjoy,

It’s all thanks to the federal interstate highway fund. Setting the minimum drinking age to 21 was a condition to receiving the highway money.

joyjoy,

It’s all Ronald Reagan’s doing.

joyjoy,

The last time I used it, it deleted my progress in Cookie Clicker. Never again

joyjoy,

The feature difference is artificial due to first party extension licensing restrictions.

joyjoy,

Lashes you say?

https://media4.giphy.com/media/xT0GqpwxZ8CagUaRuU/giphy.gif

joyjoy,

So you’re saying TNG caused the collapse of the Soviet Union?

joyjoy,

Git and dokku

joyjoy,

eats egg whole, chokes and dies

joyjoy,

They asked nicely, so you can’t kill people.

joyjoy,

They might care about birthrates.

joyjoy,

Think about it from the perspective of a Cardassian, not a viewer or show producer.

joyjoy,

His kink is being in the opposition party.

joyjoy,

He is heterosexual for political reasons.

joyjoy,

And unlike previous attempts at Reddit clones, it’s not entirely made of far right extremists. It’s full of far left extremists.

joyjoy,

Now I gotta piss.

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