joyjoy

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joyjoy, (edited )

You broke the rules by thinking there were unwritten rules. Also, there’s no rules for the mods, so they can ban whoever they want for any reason. It’s not mod abuse and not against the rules.

joyjoy,

Linux is for nerds. Apple is for hipsters, posers, and narcissists.

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And we keep electing them.

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The stripes are fake. They’re just printed on the bottle.

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Hurry up and pay $3 to remove the injected ads.

joyjoy,

It gets really complex when your time traveling triggers an infinite time loop that you personally never experienced.

Example: You go back in time to warn yourself about a coming war or disaster, but you get interrupted before you can finish, so your other self panics and disaster proofs everything, unwittingly preventing the disaster. When the “war or disaster” never happens, you feel silly and stressed, so you go back in time to tell yourself not to worry so much.

joyjoy,

He’s Aquaman, except he can control not just fish.

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joyjoy,

CHALLENGE PISSING

If you can piss 10 ft straight up and not get wet, you get a free car.

joyjoy, (edited )

It’s part of the meme. “The [gender] urge to [normal thing].” It’s satire.

joyjoy, (edited )

The male urge to spontaneously learn about new subjects /s

joyjoy,

I pull on a push door because I am the door man and the door doesn’t close by itself and I’m closing the door.

joyjoy,

And unlike previous attempts at Reddit clones, it’s not entirely made of far right extremists. It’s full of far left extremists.

joyjoy,

What are you afraid of? Karma doesn’t exist.

joyjoy,

Solar farms did start out as using the sun to boil water. Basically mirrors redirecting light to a central point to super-heat a pipe flowing with water.

joyjoy,

Wait, people think anything besides an official Ubuntu flavor is leaving Linux?

joyjoy, (edited )

When you have a HiDPI screen, wayland is a must. X11 just doesn’t have good support for it in my experience.

joyjoy,

God is a jealous bitch, don’t be talking to other gods.

joyjoy,

Watch them still have the Disney bundle.

joyjoy,

The bear in the joke:

https://media.newyorker.com/photos/59095e9b019dfc3494e9fb43/master/w_2560%2Cc_limit/Frazier-Animal-Mascots-Climate-Change.jpg

joyjoy, (edited )

That’s pretty much all they do. They’ve done nationally aired political shitpost ads.

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That’s why I moved less than 5 miles away from work.

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And then the Firefox nation attacked.

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Are you my dad, who wanted to watch star trek instead of going out for your anniversary?

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All Craig ever does is come in and sit on the couch. Literally nothing ever happens when he’s on stage.

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