joyjoy

@joyjoy@lemm.ee

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joyjoy,

Growing up with my parents, butter. I know better now.

joyjoy,

Windows gives a permission error if you try to delete or edit a file that’s being executed. It has no complaints about moving it though.

joyjoy,

Karma is fake anyway.

joyjoy,

Beans (every flavour)

joyjoy,

Unless you work in a data center.

joyjoy,

It’s not good vs evil. It’s devil you know vs devil you don’t. Except if Trump wins the primary, you probably know both devils.

joyjoy,

Human is the one word they know in Federation Standard. They go out of their way to mispronounce it.

joyjoy,

The correct term for that is sex-averse asexual.

joyjoy,

I can’t tell if this is the new “Delete System32” or not.

joyjoy,

This is gonna be a long month for O’Brien.

joyjoy,

It’s not even his real birthday.

joyjoy,

If it makes it better, the video isn’t censored at all. Just the thumbnail is.

joyjoy,

Floor gang!

joyjoy,

Good thing deleting doesn’t actually work on lemmy right now. You can always find it on another instance.

joyjoy,

He’s Aquaman, except he can control not just fish.

joyjoy,

The information came from the timeline that no longer has a you because you moved to a different timeline.

joyjoy,

You. The person who interrupted you was yourself.

joyjoy,

It gets really complex when your time traveling triggers an infinite time loop that you personally never experienced.

Example: You go back in time to warn yourself about a coming war or disaster, but you get interrupted before you can finish, so your other self panics and disaster proofs everything, unwittingly preventing the disaster. When the “war or disaster” never happens, you feel silly and stressed, so you go back in time to tell yourself not to worry so much.

joyjoy,

If you got interrupted while warning about the disaster, what makes you think you wouldn’t be interrupted while saying not to worry?

joyjoy,

Nah, that’s a membership only business.

joyjoy,

I could see this as a Robot Chicken short.

joyjoy,

You measure your transfer rate in xetabits? That pretty fast.

joyjoy,

Hurry up and pay $3 to remove the injected ads.

joyjoy,

The stripes are fake. They’re just printed on the bottle.

joyjoy,

Todo:

  1. Pick up kid from soccer practice

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