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developed countries be like “housing crisis but also population decline crisis”

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The bucket specifically designed to be filled…

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the cops are silly and harmless, let them into your home :3

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this idea is going straight to space station 13, I’m sure

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native ppl: these dudes are sickly, scurvied, and so pale they look like they’re about to die, we have to give them food

europeans: they bring us offerings! they must think we’re gods, probably

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Shitbash

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wow!! such pretty orange houseplants

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Eval works in mysterious ways

I might move again. (Or not) (lemy.lol)

I moved from Lemmy.ml because I liked the name of Lemmy.world and it ran a newer Lemmy version which meant I could make communities. I moved from Lemmy.world because they defederated from piracy communities they didn’t even host (but for some reason still kept the small piracy community they DID host) From thelemmy.club...

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slrpnk.net 🤝 pawb.social

federated via apathy

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No!! Julia!! That’s Bobby Hill??

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Oh no! The tiny people in the computer are French

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He shoulda gained literally immortality

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have you considered taking a job as a mid-1600s sailor

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Honestly incredible that this joke has taken 40 years to happen

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oh great now I’m thinking about SS13

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Not pooping for 3 days?? Try not pooping for 30

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Okay but Vermont is basically a white people nature preserve, isn’t it?

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it’s also small enough that you can start beef with specific people 😈

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Yeah, who else is even up there, some simple tailor??

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unfortunately the prime directive prevents me from interfering with societies that have not yet invented vote-by-mail

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We’re angry and powerless and I cope by fantasizing about the EU getting off its ass and doing something for us for once

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Have you never lived in the Midwest? There’s not much to do.

By which I mean, this is more meth than weather

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❌ Giving them a pet as a gift

✅ Making them the pet as a gift

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hooty! is that you

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enjoy your sex trip and I wish you happy bottoming! if you're not going to be doing too much physical labor during this time I recommend going full bottom mode: the week ahead of it start eating very lightly, initially a high fiber diet with added psyllium husk or metamucil. your body might be different but mine would say no dairy during this time. for the day before or even two, switch to a meatless and somewhat low fiber diet - ramen noodles is a classic, cookies, soup, other carbs. before you leave for the trip, clean out with an enema bulb (or store bought enemas if your ass is bougie or inexperienced). the combination of low fiber and low food throughput should keep you from having to poop and whatever poop is still in your tract will get largely removed by the enema.

while you're out at your fuck-tent, consume most of your calories from simple carbs as much as your body will handle so as to give your microbiome less to work with - applesauce is kinda nice, fruit snacks, white bread. eat like a twink!

remember to stay hydrated!! I know you're not trying to pee either but it's important to hydrate even if it means suffering whatever penalty your dom is giving you when you ask to be let out to pee

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