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norbert, to memes in It's not fair
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Bro I see girls with short hair wearing boots all the time and nobody bats an eye. The second a dude in a dress walks by everyone stares and whispers. There's worse things that can happen to a guy in a dress than weird looks too, and I'd wager they're more likely to happen.

norbert, to lemmyshitpost in Bowl cut gang, rise up.
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It's cringe on an adult too.

norbert, to memes in If you only criticize civilian casualties when Palestine resists, then your concern isn't civilian casualties. Your concern is Palestine resisting massacre.
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Who do you trust then? Who's reputable?

norbert, to risa in Star Trek pip guide
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It would've been a death sentence.

norbert, to comicstrips in "Creating Supplement" by Mr. Lovenstein
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BRB letting every musician ever know that the pot doesn't actually do anything for them and they only think they're being creative.

norbert, to memes in Hallmark channel go brrrrr
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And since you're already certified the paperwork will be a lot easier to push through.

norbert, to asklemmy in What is an obscure piece of media or videogame that you think nobody else here has heard of?
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Relax and push back against it, your partner will be done long before sunrise.

norbert, to memes in I love concerts. I do not love standing room only.
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If you insist on wearing the same old pair of Vans with absolutely no cushioning, get some insoles, they're a real game changer for old feet.

norbert, (edited ) to movies in Gary Oldman Says ‘Thank God’ for ‘Harry Potter’ and ‘Dark Knight’ Movies Because ‘They Saved Me’
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That and Bram Stokers Dracula were my introductions to him and some of my favorite characters to this day. He just completely owns the roles and defines the characters in ways nobody else can. He can be completely over the top and at the same time be completely believable. Gary Oldman is a great fuckin actor and any movie he's in automatically gets chance from me.

norbert, to memes in Poverty isn't a flaw its a feature.
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They're wrong.

norbert, to memes in Hallmark channel go brrrrr
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I know some people like him but Dean Koontz might as well be filling out Mad Libs for all the originality in his stories. They're enjoyable enough for brain-mush but barely even qualify as "books."

norbert, to memes in Looking at you, Google and Unity.
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[X] press to doubt.

You shitpost on the internet acting like you and Google are buddies and you're ok with your data being collected because you "understand how to make money and find value in youtube."

I'll access all the same content and not be ttracked. Luckily chumps like you will keep on clicking those ads and it'll be too much of a headache stopping people like me from blocking them.

norbert, to memes in Weekend Decisions
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I did the dishes and sorted some clothes to donate this afternoon. Still in pajamas, but will go drop stuff off later. Going to a pop-up night market/carnival thing later tonight.

Smoking all day though.

norbert, to maliciouscompliance in [REPOST] Woman says she started wearing ‘terrible wigs’ after work banned her pink hair
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The fun part of this statement is I'm not sure if you're talking about the commenter or the employer.

norbert, to asklemmy in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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They'd just tell you to do an enema.

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